{"id":2503,"date":"2009-12-06T17:58:10","date_gmt":"2009-12-06T22:58:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2503"},"modified":"2009-12-06T17:58:10","modified_gmt":"2009-12-06T22:58:10","slug":"on-the-sam-adams-holiday-pack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2503","title":{"rendered":"On the Sam Adams Holiday Pack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a wintry time of the year, and that means the Holiday Collection from Sam Adams!  I look forward to this collection of six beers every year.  Wintry, festive holiday brews!<\/p>\n<p>Only, this year I&#8217;m unhappy.<\/p>\n<p>The Holiday Collection comes, as I mentioned, with six different winter beer styles.  In years past, the six have been:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Boston Lager<\/li>\n<li>Winter Lager<\/li>\n<li>Cream Stout<\/li>\n<li>Holiday Porter<\/li>\n<li>Old Fezziwig&#8217;s Ale<\/li>\n<li>Cranberry Lambic<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>There&#8217;s been some variation over the years.  I think the Cranberry Lambic is fairly new, like within the past two or three years.<\/p>\n<p>The Cranberry Lambic is <i>fantastic<\/i>.  I love the Holiday Porter.  (I love porters in general; one of my favorite beers is Highland&#8217;s Oatmeal Porter, only that&#8217;s impossible to get north of the Potomac.)  And Old Fezziwig is just&#8230; <i>nice<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>So, off the bat, you know I&#8217;m going to love half the case.<\/p>\n<p>I make an exception for the Cranberry Lambic, because it tastes so good.  It actually violates Allyn&#8217;s first law of beer drinking &mdash; if when poured into the glass and one&#8217;s hand is placed behind the glass, and if one can see one&#8217;s hand through the beer and the glass, then the beer is not dark enough to consume.<\/p>\n<p>This year, Sam Adams took out the Cream Stout and replaced it with the Coastal Wheat.<\/p>\n<p>This is disappointing.  The Cream Stout was a bread-and-butter drink for me in college.  It doesn&#8217;t go down smooth like an Irish Stout, like say Guinness or Beamish, and it&#8217;s a little bitter, but I like it.  It&#8217;s not my favorite Sam Adams style &mdash; that would be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1194\">the Honey Porter<\/a> &mdash; but it&#8217;s still a good drink.<\/p>\n<p>This leaves three styles, after the three I love, in the case:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Boston Lager<\/li>\n<li>Winter Lager<\/li>\n<li>Coastal Wheat<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I polished off the four bottles of the Boston Lager and the Winter Lager, knowing that these would be my two least favorite styles in the case.  I am not a lager drinker, and I find both the Boston Lager and the Winter Lager unexciting and unmemorable.  I don&#8217;t mind them, but they&#8217;re not my first choice.  They&#8217;re not beers to savor.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, I tried the Coastal Wheat.<\/p>\n<p>I poured it into the glass.  It was amber colored, so I knew instantly that it would not pass my hand-behind-the-glass test.<\/p>\n<p>I took one swallow.<\/p>\n<p>It was awful.<\/p>\n<p>I cannot describe the ways in which the Coastal Wheat was awful.  It didn&#8217;t taste good.  It left a slight burning sensation in the mouth.  It was&#8230; <i>revolting<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>My nose is crinkling just thinking about it.<\/p>\n<p>Crinkling!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to set the bottle of Coastal Wheat aside.  I&#8217;m not going to drink it.  Maybe it will find its way into a recipe or something.<\/p>\n<p>On the plus side, I still have the Old Fezziwig, the Holiday Porter, and the Cranberry Lambic to keep me company.  Excellent brews, all.<\/p>\n<p>If only I could get the Holiday Porter and Old Fezziwig on their own&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a wintry time of the year, and that means the Holiday Collection from Sam Adams! I look forward to this collection of six beers every year. Wintry, festive holiday brews! Only, this year I&#8217;m unhappy. The Holiday Collection comes, as I mentioned, with six different winter beer styles. In years past, the six have<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2503\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On the Sam Adams Holiday Pack&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[327,328],"class_list":["post-2503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides","tag-beer","tag-sam-adams","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}