{"id":2535,"date":"2009-10-18T08:21:55","date_gmt":"2009-10-18T13:21:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2535"},"modified":"2009-10-18T08:21:55","modified_gmt":"2009-10-18T13:21:55","slug":"on-an-epic-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2535","title":{"rendered":"On an Epic Win"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dave Galanter posted on Facebook last night a link to a picture on FailBlog &mdash; <a href=\"http:\/\/failblog.org\/2009\/10\/15\/protest-fail-3\/\">a protester and his sign<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure what motivated me to take a look and see the picture, but I did.<\/p>\n<p>Judging from Dave&#8217;s comment, I had the impression that the protester&#8217;s sign was, perhaps, a bit vague.<\/p>\n<p>What I wasn&#8217;t expecting was that I would recognize it right off.  And then laugh my ass off.<\/p>\n<p>The sign isn&#8217;t a &#8220;fail.&#8221;  It&#8217;s actually an epic win.<\/p>\n<p>It quotes <i>Father Ted<\/i>!<\/p>\n<p>Ah, <i>Father Ted<\/i>.  One of the greatest sitcoms of all time.<\/p>\n<p>In &#8220;The Passion of St. Tibulus,&#8221; Fathers Ted and Dougal are given the task by Bishop Brennan to protest the showing of the blasphemous film, <i>The Passion of St. Tibulus<\/i>.  Ted and Dougal aren&#8217;t especially <i>motivated<\/i>, and they make up two protest signs.  One reads &#8220;Down with this sort of thing.&#8221;  The other reads &#8220;Careful now.&#8221;  To their everlasting shock, their protest outside the theater has the opposite intended effect, and <i>The Passion of St. Tibulus<\/i> becomes the highest-grossing film <i>ever<\/i> on Craggy Isle.  (Okay, okay, it <i>may<\/i> have been beaten by <i>Jurassic Park<\/i>, but my memory&#8217;s a little foggy on that point.)<\/p>\n<p>Naturally, the protester in the picture is carrying a <i>Father Ted<\/i>-inspired sign.<\/p>\n<p>I <i>really<\/i> should make one myself.  &#8220;Down with this sort of thing&#8221; on one side, &#8220;Careful now&#8221; on the other. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>And maybe I&#8217;ll find a spider-baby.  Or would that be an ecumenical matter? \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dave Galanter posted on Facebook last night a link to a picture on FailBlog &mdash; a protester and his sign. I&#8217;m not sure what motivated me to take a look and see the picture, but I did. Judging from Dave&#8217;s comment, I had the impression that the protester&#8217;s sign was, perhaps, a bit vague. What<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2535\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On an Epic Win&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[131],"tags":[200],"class_list":["post-2535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-television","tag-father-ted","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}