{"id":2573,"date":"2009-06-09T14:50:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T19:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2573"},"modified":"2009-06-09T14:50:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T19:50:00","slug":"on-twisted-presents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2573","title":{"rendered":"On Twisted Presents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a niece.  She just turned six months.<\/p>\n<p>I am <i>really<\/i> thinking about getting her a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldofmunchkin.com\/toys\/chibithulhu\/\">Care Cthulhu<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I <b>know<\/b> that&#8217;s not the proper name for it.  But it looks like a Care Bear!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a niece. She just turned six months. I am really thinking about getting her a Care Cthulhu. Yes, I know that&#8217;s not the proper name for it. But it looks like a Care Bear!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2573"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2573\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}