I was cleaning out my spam folder, and I found an e-mail entitled “How You Can Tell A Woman Is Sexually Aroused.”<\/p>\n
Well! That’s valuable information!<\/p>\n
And what did I learn when I opened the e-mail?<\/p>\n
“A dead man wins county board seat by 12,000 votes.”<\/p>\n
I’m not sure whether that’s information I can put to use — I’m pretty sure that dead men don’t often win county board seats by twelve thousand votes — but I’m offering it to you all for pure reference purposes. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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