{"id":2611,"date":"2009-09-10T20:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T01:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2611"},"modified":"2009-09-10T20:48:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-11T01:48:00","slug":"on-the-watchmen-ultimate-cut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2611","title":{"rendered":"On the Watchmen Ultimate Cut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today for work I had to write up a product solicit for <i>Watchmen: The Ultimate Cut<\/i> DVD set.<\/p>\n<p>Until I wrote the solicit, I was <i>seriously<\/i> tempted to buy it.  Five discs.  The <i>Watchmen<\/i> equivalent of a <i>Lord of the Rings<\/i> extended edition, I thought.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck no.<\/p>\n<p>Disc one is the &#8220;ultimate cut,&#8221; which takes the Director&#8217;s Cut and sequences <i>Tales of the Black Freighter<\/i> into the film, thus replicating the graphic novel experience.  Plus a commentary track by Dave Gibbons.<\/p>\n<p>Disc two is a disc of documentaries.  Some we&#8217;ve not seen before, and some, like &#8220;Under the Hood,&#8221; that we have.<\/p>\n<p>Disc three?  A digital copy of the film.  This fucking counts as a disc?  The fuck?<\/p>\n<p>Discs four and five?  <i>Watchmen: The Motion Comic<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>The things I&#8217;d be interested in?  The Dave Gibbons commentary.  Some of the documentaries, like one on adapting the graphic novel to film.  But the rest?  If I wanted the <i>Motion Comic<\/i>, I&#8217;d have bought that DVD.  I don&#8217;t need a digital copy of the film.  And, honestly, I don&#8217;t need <i>Tales of the Black Freighter<\/i> stitched into the film.<\/p>\n<p>Essentially, I <i>have<\/i> everything I want out of the film I called &#8220;soulless.&#8221;  I have <i>Tales of the Black Freighter<\/i> on DVD.  I have the Director&#8217;s Cut.  I don&#8217;t need the Ultimate Cut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today for work I had to write up a product solicit for Watchmen: The Ultimate Cut DVD set. Until I wrote the solicit, I was seriously tempted to buy it. Five discs. The Watchmen equivalent of a Lord of the Rings extended edition, I thought. Fuck no. Disc one is the &#8220;ultimate cut,&#8221; which takes<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2611\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On the Watchmen Ultimate Cut&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}