{"id":2628,"date":"2010-01-05T20:39:29","date_gmt":"2010-01-06T01:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2628"},"modified":"2010-01-05T20:39:29","modified_gmt":"2010-01-06T01:39:29","slug":"on-a-malarkey-of-luggage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2628","title":{"rendered":"On a Malarkey of Luggage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She was surrounded by luggage.<\/p>\n<p>I boarded the Light Rail train at Cultural Center, after running hard for half a block in sub-freezing cold, just to be sure that I would not have to wait fifteen minutes for the next Hunt Valley train.  As I surmounted the stairs into the railcar I saw a woman on the handicapped seat right at the door, with luggage to both sides, at her feet, and on the seat beside her.  All told, eight pieces &mdash; large duffles, small duffles, backpacks, tote bags.<\/p>\n<p>The car was curiously crowded this morning, and I found a seat midway back.<\/p>\n<p>I glanced at the woman as I settled in.  I judged her to be about thirty.  She had dirty blond hair, curly, a little more than shoulder length.  She wore black; her top, beneath her brown jacket, had some kind of shimmering quality to it.  The old writer&#8217;s trick of forming a story about the details presented by a stranger came to mind.  Why all the luggage?  She&#8217;s traveling, obviously.  But from where to where?  I noticed an airport baggage tag on one of the bags.  Perhaps she&#8217;d been overseas for Christmas and was just returning home.  No, I noticed books in one of the open totes.  A grad student in history, then, just returned from a semester in Europe.<\/p>\n<p>The train rolled through North Avenue and Woodberry.  She had an <i>awful<\/i> lot of luggage.  I could not stop thinking about the luggage.<\/p>\n<p>Is there an adjective to describe a quantity of luggage?  A flock of geese, a murder of crows.  But luggage?  A malarkey of luggage?  I like that.  I could not stop thinking of her malarkey of luggage. <\/p>\n<p>She looked at me.  Perhaps I&#8217;d been studying her luggage and she was curious why.  Or perhaps she just was taking a look around the car.  Either way, we made eye contact, and I pointed at her.  &#8220;Are you going to need a hand offloading?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>She smiled.  &#8220;You must have read my mind.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I smiled back.  &#8220;What&#8217;s your stop?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mount Washington,&#8221; she said.<\/p>\n<p>That was still a little ways up.<\/p>\n<p>I moved a seat closer, and we talked for a few moments.  A grad student she was not.  She was from California.  She was a missionary en route to Nigeria for a year.  She was taking a library with her; one of her duffels was <i>packed<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>She asked what I did, and I told her, and thus began a brief conversation about writing.<\/p>\n<p>We arrived at Mount Washington, and I picked up the duffels, nearly tripping my way out the door, as I wasn&#8217;t used to their weight and I was unbalanced in trying to get down the stairs.  She brought a couple more bags out, and then I helped her move another heavy duffel.  She was then to wait for a friend.<\/p>\n<p>I wished her well on her missionary work, reboarded the train, and on my way to work I went.<\/p>\n<p>It was a morning for observing strangers on the train and the subway.  I saw a woman on the subway &mdash; silver hair, perhaps in her late-fifties &mdash; shuffling tarot cards.  Tarot cards!<\/p>\n<p>And then there was snowfall from a clear blue sky; I thought it a strange portent and an ill-omen, though in reality today turned out fine.<\/p>\n<p>Such was my morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She was surrounded by luggage. I boarded the Light Rail train at Cultural Center, after running hard for half a block in sub-freezing cold, just to be sure that I would not have to wait fifteen minutes for the next Hunt Valley train. 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