{"id":2631,"date":"2010-01-07T20:16:45","date_gmt":"2010-01-08T01:16:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2631"},"modified":"2010-01-07T20:16:45","modified_gmt":"2010-01-08T01:16:45","slug":"on-uninspiring-writing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2631","title":{"rendered":"On Uninspiring Writing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote this morning some dire prose.<\/p>\n<p>Dire it is.  Honestly.  Genuinely.  Absolutely dire.<\/p>\n<p>I was on the train, I was bored, and I had my notepad with me.<\/p>\n<p>I had absolutely no thoughts in my mind at all.<\/p>\n<p>I decided I would write down words as they came to me.<\/p>\n<p>The sentence that emerged&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In late April, an unexpected snow fell.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I type that out, and it looks so normal.  Certainly not dire.<\/p>\n<p>But it took whole minutes to form.  For my hand to make the motion, for the pen to scratch the paper, leaving a trail of ink behind.<\/p>\n<p>Then a man appears.  I wrote out: &#8220;He leaned on his&#8230;&#8221; but his&#8230; <i>what<\/i>?  Axe?  Was he a lumberjack?  Mallet?  Was he building a fence?  I couldn&#8217;t decide!<\/p>\n<p>A mallet, I decided.  He leaned on his mallet.  He looks into the sky, and silently watches as the snowflakes fall.  He pauses as he builds his wooden fence.<\/p>\n<p>The man has a wife!<\/p>\n<p>This came as a shock to me.  The snowfall would come as a shock to her.  She&#8217;d planted flowers!  Daffodils and marigolds.<\/p>\n<p>The writing rambled on, filling the front side of a piece of notebook paper.  There was nothing interesting about what I wrote.  It was aimless, purposeless.  It wasn&#8217;t even a good <i>sketch<\/i> of a scene.  There were details, but they were all surface.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be the first to admit that not every sentence I write is golden.  This was a page of not-golden.  I&#8217;ll probably never look at this page again.  I&#8217;ll file it away, forget about it.  For the best, I think.<\/p>\n<p>Such was how I spent St. Cedd&#8217;s Day. \ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote this morning some dire prose. Dire it is. Honestly. Genuinely. Absolutely dire. I was on the train, I was bored, and I had my notepad with me. I had absolutely no thoughts in my mind at all. I decided I would write down words as they came to me. The sentence that emerged&#8230;<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2631\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Uninspiring Writing&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[75],"tags":[4102],"class_list":["post-2631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-writing","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2631"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2631\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}