{"id":272,"date":"2005-01-06T10:51:04","date_gmt":"2005-01-06T15:51:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=272"},"modified":"2005-01-06T10:51:04","modified_gmt":"2005-01-06T15:51:04","slug":"three-unconnected-happenings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=272","title":{"rendered":"Three Unconnected Happenings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The cat&#8211;Woodrow&#8211;bled in my office chair while I was at work yesterday.  The blood is dry, but it soaked into the nylon webbing, and I&#8217;m not sure at all how to clean it.  Thank you, Woody.<\/p>\n<p>I keep a notebook on my dresser, in case I have a brainwave in the middle of the night and want to jot down some ideas.  (&#8220;Performance Appraisal&#8221; was plotted out this way.)  For reasons unknown, sometime in the past few days I wrote down &#8220;demonstrably crazy.&#8221;  The words are oversized and scrawled, but legible, and canted at a forty degree angle from the lines.  I have no idea what I meant.  &#8220;Demonstrably crazy&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>My coffee tastes a little blah today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The cat&#8211;Woodrow&#8211;bled in my office chair while I was at work yesterday. The blood is dry, but it soaked into the nylon webbing, and I&#8217;m not sure at all how to clean it. Thank you, Woody. I keep a notebook on my dresser, in case I have a brainwave in the middle of the night<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=272\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Three Unconnected Happenings&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[409,75],"tags":[4132,399,4102],"class_list":["post-272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-writing","tag-cats","tag-coffee","tag-writing","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}