{"id":307,"date":"2005-02-11T19:25:03","date_gmt":"2005-02-12T00:25:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=307"},"modified":"2005-02-11T19:25:03","modified_gmt":"2005-02-12T00:25:03","slug":"on-wookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=307","title":{"rendered":"On Wookies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.penny-arcade.com\/view.php3?date=2005-02-11&#038;res=l\">Today&#8217;s Penny Arcade comic<\/a> may be one of the funniest takes on <i>Star Wars<\/i> I&#8217;ve ever seen.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t imagine Uncle George will be pleased, but who gives a toss what Uncle George thinks?  He put fart jokes in <i>The Phantom Menace<\/i>.  It&#8217;s only a short hop from there to crude, sexual humor.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Penny Arcade comic may be one of the funniest takes on Star Wars I&#8217;ve ever seen. I can&#8217;t imagine Uncle George will be pleased, but who gives a toss what Uncle George thinks? He put fart jokes in The Phantom Menace. It&#8217;s only a short hop from there to crude, sexual humor. Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[136,48],"tags":[917,396,4114],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-wars","category-video-games","tag-chewbacca","tag-silly","tag-star-wars","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}