{"id":30779,"date":"2017-04-14T11:59:03","date_gmt":"2017-04-14T16:59:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=30779"},"modified":"2017-04-14T11:59:03","modified_gmt":"2017-04-14T16:59:03","slug":"the-last-jedi-teaser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=30779","title":{"rendered":"The Last Jedi Teaser"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <i>Star Wars: The Last Jedi<\/i> trailer left me cold.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zB4I68XVPzQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s pretty.  It&#8217;s well-made.  It&#8217;s nice to see Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker.  It&#8217;s nice to see Rey swinging a lightsaber.<\/p>\n<p>But there&#8217;s no emotion to it.  Nothing hooked me.  No image made me go, &#8220;I <i>have<\/i> to see that!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If you loved it, go on loving it.  If it made you cry, go on crying.  And I&#8217;ll be glad to know that the teaser did something for someone.<\/p>\n<p>I only wish it did something for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer left me cold. It&#8217;s pretty. It&#8217;s well-made. It&#8217;s nice to see Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker. It&#8217;s nice to see Rey swinging a lightsaber. But there&#8217;s no emotion to it. Nothing hooked me. No image made me go, &#8220;I have to see that!&#8221; If you loved it, go<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=30779\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;The Last Jedi Teaser&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[136],"tags":[4114,4573],"class_list":["post-30779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-wars","tag-star-wars","tag-the-last-jedi","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30779"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30779\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}