{"id":30955,"date":"2017-08-01T07:22:20","date_gmt":"2017-08-01T12:22:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=30955"},"modified":"2017-08-01T07:37:56","modified_gmt":"2017-08-01T12:37:56","slug":"the-best-week-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=30955","title":{"rendered":"The Best Week Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I broke my key off in the Beetle&#8217;s ignition lock last night when I left the office.<\/p>\n<p>The Beetle has always had, shall we say, a &#8220;sticky&#8221; ignition. Sometimes it takes a little fiddling in the lock to turn. I&#8217;d actually found that the easiest way to turn it was to turn it from the passenger side; I got more torque on it that way. But week before last, when it got really hot, it became quite finicky. How finicky? Well, I spent half an hour trying to turn it one night when I left the office. VW Beetle message boards suggested some graphite, and that made things better. Sunday, on the trip to Bethesda and back, I had no trouble at all. Nor yesterday morning. But last night&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I fiddled with the key for a good twenty minutes. I could feel the lock <i>almost<\/i> go. And then the turn would stop. I kept turning, turning, turning&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and the switchblade key came apart.<\/p>\n<p>At this point I had no idea what to do. It was now 7:30 at night. Obviously, it was going to need to go to the dealership to get a new ignition switch and key, and that I couldn&#8217;t do until morning. But I also had no way of getting home &#8212; the unfortunate reality of living 35 miles from the office; anyone I could have gotten a ride with back to Pennsyltucky had long since left for the day &#8212; so I went to the dump of a hotel across the street to crash for the night. (And then to the Target across the street for a cheap polo shirt to wear at work today.)<\/p>\n<p>I was going to need a dealership to replace the ignition lock; VW Beetles have funky laser-etched keys. &nbsp;I thought it would easy &#8212; &#8220;There&#8217;s a Volkswagen dealership just three blocks down York Road!&#8221; Only&#8230; it&#8217;s <i>not<\/i> anymore. It&#8217;s a Subaru dealership, and their service department was sympathetic but couldn&#8217;t help. So I&#8217;m having the Beetle towed to the closest VW service department, and that&#8217;s in Parkville. I had literally no idea where Parkville even was when the Subaru dealership said that&#8217;s where I&#8217;d have to go. Turns out it&#8217;s twelve miles from the office, which means that I&#8217;ll have to figure out a way of getting there, too, to pick up the Beetle when it&#8217;s done.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, the tow is covered by Geico, and I have that arranged. The truck should be here in about an hour and a half. And then we&#8217;ll see what the damage is.<\/p>\n<p>Best! Week! Ever!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I broke my key off in the Beetle&#8217;s ignition lock last night when I left the office. The Beetle has always had, shall we say, a &#8220;sticky&#8221; ignition. Sometimes it takes a little fiddling in the lock to turn. 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