{"id":31499,"date":"2018-09-01T19:58:38","date_gmt":"2018-09-02T00:58:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=31499"},"modified":"2018-09-02T12:32:39","modified_gmt":"2018-09-02T17:32:39","slug":"adventures-in-a-mudslide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=31499","title":{"rendered":"Adventures in a Mudslide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It took two hours to get home last night.<\/p>\n<p>One of my coworkers insisted I should leave early, at five, since it was a Friday and a three-day weekend, but I was in the middle of a project I wanted to finish, which I did, and I left at 5:30.<\/p>\n<p>The trip home was pleasant&#8230; until I got past the Mt. Carmel Road exit, and then I ran into a traffic back-up.  Traffic was moving, about five miles an hour.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I thought nothing of this.  It&#8217;s not uncommon for traffic to back up after Mt. Carmel.  There&#8217;s a long hill to climb to the Middletown Road exit, and it&#8217;s not uncommon for traffic to slow to a crawl there if there happen to be 18 wheelers in both lanes.  Usually, traffic starts moving on the other side of the hill.<\/p>\n<p>It did not.<\/p>\n<p>And so, for the next six miles, my forward progress happened at something between 0 and 10 miles an hour.<\/p>\n<p>Traffic reports on the radio weren&#8217;t helpful.  During one stopped point, I checked the Pennsylvania DOT twitter feed.  &#8220;Road debris&#8221; between the Pennsylvania state line and mile marker 0.5.  There was a road closure.<\/p>\n<p>Joy.<\/p>\n<p>Then my low fuel light came on.<\/p>\n<p>When I left the office, I had a little less than a quarter of a tank of gas.  A full round trip &#8212; home to work to home &#8212; takes a little less than a quarter of a tank of gas, so this trip should have taken half of that.  But sitting still, burning gas&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Please, traffic, please, start moving.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Could I make to the Sheetz at Exit 14?  I was trying to do the math in my head &#8212; &#8220;My gas tank capacity is&#8230; my MPG is&#8230;&#8221;  I decided I&#8217;d probably have to get off in Shrewsbury and get gas at Tom&#8217;s, which is the most expensive gas for fifty miles.<\/p>\n<p>There was some forward movement, but it was because people were bailing out at Exit 36.  Some people were driving on the shoulder to get to Exit 36.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, traffic started to move again.  Slow at first, and it picked up.<\/p>\n<p>The problem that had closed the highway?  A mudslide onto 83, just beyond the state line.  An embankment overlooking the highway had collapsed in the rain.<\/p>\n<p>I put ten dollars &#8212; three gallons! &#8212; in the tank at Tom&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t angry or exasperated.  It was just tedious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It took two hours to get home last night. One of my coworkers insisted I should leave early, at five, since it was a Friday and a three-day weekend, but I was in the middle of a project I wanted to finish, which I did, and I left at 5:30. The trip home was pleasant&#8230;<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=31499\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Adventures in a Mudslide&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":31498,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[363,4124],"class_list":["post-31499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life","tag-weather","tag-work","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31499\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/31498"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}