{"id":315,"date":"2005-02-15T23:16:54","date_gmt":"2005-02-16T04:16:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=315"},"modified":"2005-02-15T23:16:54","modified_gmt":"2005-02-16T04:16:54","slug":"on-sneezing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=315","title":{"rendered":"On Sneezing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wouldn&#8217;t feel <i>quite<\/i> so bad were I not sneezing all the time.<\/p>\n<p>If I&#8217;m not sneezing, I feel as though I&#8217;m <i>about<\/i> to sneeze.<\/p>\n<p>If I don&#8217;t feel as though I&#8217;m about to sneeze, I feel like I have something squishy stuck in my nose.<\/p>\n<p>And then I sneeze.  And sneeze.  And sneeze.  And sneeze once more.<\/p>\n<p>I <i>hate<\/i> having a cold.<\/p>\n<p>I blame the weather.  Today was beautiful, highs in the low seventies.  Two loads of laundry went out on the clothesline, and I took three more loads to the laundromat.  A valuable lesson learned in college&#8211;have enough clothes to last a month.<\/p>\n<p>I watched <i>House<\/i> tonight, a fantastic and surprising episode.  I had <i>no<\/i> idea how things would turn out.  Finally, an episode had Robert Sean Leonard in more than a walk-on role.  And Hugh Laurie was eerily believable as he went through vicodin withdrawal.  Great, great stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I feel a sneeze coming on.<\/p>\n<p>I <i>could<\/i> take cold medicine, dry up the sinuses, stop the sneezing.  Cold medicine makes me feel <i>worse<\/i>, makes me feel hyper, makes my head swim.<\/p>\n<p>At-choo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wouldn&#8217;t feel quite so bad were I not sneezing all the time. If I&#8217;m not sneezing, I feel as though I&#8217;m about to sneeze. If I don&#8217;t feel as though I&#8217;m about to sneeze, I feel like I have something squishy stuck in my nose. And then I sneeze. And sneeze. And sneeze. And<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=315\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Sneezing&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[4119,4093,363],"class_list":["post-315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-house","tag-life","tag-weather","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=315"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}