{"id":32133,"date":"2018-08-20T13:49:54","date_gmt":"2018-08-20T18:49:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=32133"},"modified":"2019-08-20T09:50:52","modified_gmt":"2019-08-20T14:50:52","slug":"the-wasps-tale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=32133","title":{"rendered":"The Wasp&#8217;s Tale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was a wasp in the Beetle this morning.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t notice until I was half a mile from home. I was on Oak Road, minding my own business, when a wasp comes out of nowhere and begins beating furiously against the (closed) driver&#8217;s side window.<\/p>\n<p>Startled, I cracked open both windows in the hope that the wasp would fly out when I came to a stop at an intersection ahead.<\/p>\n<p>It did not. Instead, it stayed on the lining of the car&#8217;s interior, near the window but not moving, as if it were scared to death.<\/p>\n<p>I had to stop at Royal Farms for some gas, and there I used my car&#8217;s ice scraper (thrown in the back seat) to pry it lightly off the lining and set it free outside.<\/p>\n<p>I have no idea if the wasp will find its way home. It could fly; it&#8217;s only about three miles from my apartment complex. But it may well die, an interloper in another wasp colony&#8217;s territory.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever happens to the wasp, it&#8217;s no longer in the Beetle. That&#8217;s the important thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a wasp in the Beetle this morning. I didn&#8217;t notice until I was half a mile from home. I was on Oak Road, minding my own business, when a wasp comes out of nowhere and begins beating furiously against the (closed) driver&#8217;s side window. Startled, I cracked open both windows in the hope<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=32133\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;The Wasp&#8217;s Tale&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}