{"id":32913,"date":"2020-11-14T11:47:00","date_gmt":"2020-11-14T16:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=32913"},"modified":"2020-12-11T14:55:15","modified_gmt":"2020-12-11T19:55:15","slug":"hanging-from-my-doorknob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=32913","title":{"rendered":"Hanging from My Doorknob"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Was that a Chick Tract hanging from my doorknob when I went to take out the trash this morning?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/20201114_110837-640x480.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"32903\" data-full-url=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/20201114_110837.jpg\" data-link=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?attachment_id=32903\" class=\"wp-image-32903\"\/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/20201114_110620-640x480.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"32901\" data-full-url=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/20201114_110620.jpg\" data-link=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?attachment_id=32901\" class=\"wp-image-32901\"\/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>It was! It was a Chick Tract!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was sitting at my dining room table, eating my breakfast, and I saw a large crowd of people of walking through my parking lot.  &#8220;Whoever could they be?&#8221; I thought.  I then gave them no mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They were from a &#8220;Bible church&#8221; one town over.  My neighbor used to attend.  He&#8217;d even invite me to Easter services.  I politely declined.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, I had a good laugh at the Chick tract.  Jack Chick&#8217;s god in this tract is a sadistic monster with less emotional maturity than Donald Trump and wholly unworthy of devotion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was that a Chick Tract hanging from my doorknob when I went to take out the trash this morning? It was! It was a Chick Tract! I was sitting at my dining room table, eating my breakfast, and I saw a large crowd of people of walking through my parking lot. &#8220;Whoever could they be?&#8221;<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=32913\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Hanging from My Doorknob&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":32902,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[4958,3921],"class_list":["post-32913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life","tag-chick-tract","tag-pennsylvania","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32913"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32913\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/32902"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}