{"id":331,"date":"2005-02-28T21:42:41","date_gmt":"2005-03-01T02:42:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=331"},"modified":"2005-02-28T21:42:41","modified_gmt":"2005-03-01T02:42:41","slug":"on-restaurant-survey-cards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=331","title":{"rendered":"On Restaurant Survey Cards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I met my parents, my sister, and her boyfriend this evening for dinner at the Red Robin in North Raleigh.  I&#8217;ve been to Red Robin once before, last spring down in Wilmington when opening a new store.<\/p>\n<p>I had a Bonzai Burger&#8211;grilled in teriyaki sauce, topped with cheddar cheese and grilled pineapple.  Oh, oh golly!<\/p>\n<p>After the meal, the server brought a survey card.  My father couldn&#8217;t read it in the dim light, my mother had problems with the pen.  I said I would take care of the card.  Halfway down the card there was the question, &#8220;What would you add to the menu if you owned the joint?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I thought for a moment, and quickly jotted down a sentence.  &#8220;I probably wouldn&#8217;t add sushi or Philly cheese steaks,&#8221; I wrote.  And then I laughed like a madman.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not the first time I&#8217;ve writtena slgiht off-kilter restaurant comment.  Several months ago at an Italian restaurant I wrote, &#8220;The sweet tea wasn&#8217;t so sweet that it made my teeth hurt, so that&#8217;s a good thing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My mother&#8217;s judgment?  &#8220;That&#8217;s my son, the published author.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I met my parents, my sister, and her boyfriend this evening for dinner at the Red Robin in North Raleigh. I&#8217;ve been to Red Robin once before, last spring down in Wilmington when opening a new store. I had a Bonzai Burger&#8211;grilled in teriyaki sauce, topped with cheddar cheese and grilled pineapple. Oh, oh golly!<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=331\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Restaurant Survey Cards&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[832,4093],"class_list":["post-331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-family","tag-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}