{"id":33646,"date":"2022-03-22T17:30:19","date_gmt":"2022-03-22T22:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=33646"},"modified":"2022-03-22T19:03:23","modified_gmt":"2022-03-23T00:03:23","slug":"minty-milky-goodness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=33646","title":{"rendered":"Minty, Milky Goodness"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So, I was at the grocery store the other day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I needed a corned beef brisket, since St. Patrick&#8217;s Day was at hand.  I waited too long and felt lucky to get the penultimate brisket at Weis Market.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I also needed coffee creamer, so a trip to the daily aisle was called for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And there I saw <em>it<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rutter&#8217;s Chocolate Chip Mint Milk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-scotch-tape-right\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1600\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/IMG_20220322_124238.jpg\" alt=\"The bottle of Rutter's Chocolate Chip Mint Milk, sitting on my desk at home.  It's a milky green.\" class=\"wp-image-33645\"\/><figcaption>Green milk!  Green!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;That&#8217;s awfully green,&#8221; I thought.  Then: &#8220;How bad can it be?&#8221;  I took it off the shelf, tossed it in my basket, and moved on.  Then, when I got home, it went in my refrigerator where I thought of it no more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As an aside, Rutter&#8217;s is a small chain of convenience stores in the south central Pennsylvania area.  They&#8217;re a solid number three &#8212; or maybe number four, behind Turkey Hill or Royal Farms &#8212; when one is picking sides in Pennsylvania&#8217;s WaWa\/Sheetz feud.  Which is a strange feud, because WaWa kinda ends around Lancaster, and that&#8217;s where Sheetz kinda begins.  Anyway&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This morning, as I worked on the text for the E-P section in the May catalog, I remembered the Chocolate Chip Mint Milk.  I couldn&#8217;t let that go to waste!  To the kitchen!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I grabbed the bottle, I grabbed a pint glass (the Green Dragon in Hobbitson seemed apropos), and I returned to my desk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-scotch-tape-left\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"1600\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/IMG_20220322_124424.jpg\" alt=\"It's very green.\" class=\"wp-image-33644\"\/><figcaption>&#8220;It&#8217;s green,&#8221; as Scotty would say.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the pint glass, it looked like a Mickey D&#8217;s Shamrock Shake.  It smelled like Shamrock Shake.  It tasted like a Shamrock Shake, only not as cold or as thick.  If you bought a Shamrock Shake and let it melt, this is pretty much what you&#8217;d get.  It&#8217;s a Shamrock Shake, minus the shake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I called it &#8220;Shamrock Shake Starter&#8221; on social media; put this in a blender with some vanilla ice cream, and you have a Shamrock Shake without having to go to McDonald&#8217;s.  (Though you might have to add some green food coloring and\/or Creme de Menthe to make it stronger after you diluted the taste and the greenness with the  vanilla ice cream.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Went down smooth.  Tasted good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Five stars.  Would recommend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I was at the grocery store the other day. I needed a corned beef brisket, since St. Patrick&#8217;s Day was at hand. I waited too long and felt lucky to get the penultimate brisket at Weis Market. I also needed coffee creamer, so a trip to the daily aisle was called for. And there<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=33646\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Minty, Milky Goodness&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[5060,5056,5061,5059,5057,5058],"class_list":["post-33646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-chocolate-milk","tag-rutters","tag-shamrock-shake","tag-sheetz","tag-turkey-hill","tag-wawa","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}