{"id":33753,"date":"2022-05-29T21:06:44","date_gmt":"2022-05-30T02:06:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=33753"},"modified":"2022-05-29T21:06:44","modified_gmt":"2022-05-30T02:06:44","slug":"a-memorial-day-tragedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=33753","title":{"rendered":"A Memorial Day Tragedy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is there anything sadder than a shattered watermelon in a grocery store parking lot?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"720\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/IMG_20220529_143806.jpg\" alt=\"The two halves of a watermelon, dropped in a grocery store parking lot\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-33752\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Look at it!  So red!  So succulent!<\/p>\n<p>Someone&#8217;s Memorial Day weekend was ruined.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is there anything sadder than a shattered watermelon in a grocery store parking lot? Look at it! So red! So succulent! Someone&#8217;s Memorial Day weekend was ruined.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[5080,5081],"class_list":["post-33753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-watermelon","tag-weis-markets","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33753"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33753\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}