{"id":34012,"date":"2023-03-29T19:00:38","date_gmt":"2023-03-30T00:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=34012"},"modified":"2023-03-29T19:00:38","modified_gmt":"2023-03-30T00:00:38","slug":"so-smart-im-dumb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=34012","title":{"rendered":"So Smart I&#8217;m Dumb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s begin with this:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/xp-vm.jpg\" alt=\"Windowx XP running in a virtual machine on Linux Mint\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-34011\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Windows XP, running in a virtual machine on Linux Mint.  Hell, I even configured the Quick Launch toolbar, and the single screenshot I have of my XP days shows I <i>never<\/i> used the Quick Launch toolbar.<\/p>\n<p>So, why do I have a Windows XP virtual machine running under Linux?<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday morning, I was doing my work for Diamond from my Mint installation.  I&#8217;d gone into my remote desktop to grab some files and clean up some text for layout, but mainly I was working on digital content for Diamond&#8217;s websites which required only a VPN connection to the network, and I could access the backend through my browser, not unlike using WordPress or LiveJournal or another CMS.<\/p>\n<p>I reached my final article, and while I had the spreadsheet with the data for the article, it needed to be converted into an HTML table to go in the website.  I use macros in Excel and Word for that, macros that will not work with LibreOffice.  I rebooted into Windows, ran the macros on the spreadsheet, connected to the VPN, and did the last article.<\/p>\n<p>Surely there was a better way?  No, converting the VBA to LO&#8217;s macro language is not on my agenda.  I wouldn&#8217;t even know where to begin.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe I could set up a virtual machine under Linux?  I have Windows install discs.  I have Office XP install discs.  I can set up a virtual machine, then when I need to run a macro and I&#8217;m in Linux, I can hop into the virtual machine and do it.  I won&#8217;t need to reboot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That evening, I found two Windows install discs &#8212; Windows 95 and Windows XP &#8212; and my Office XP discs in my closet and set to work.  After installing KVM and having to deal with chmod and directory permissions and the like, I converted my discs to ISOs, put them on an external drive, and got to installing.<\/p>\n<p>Windows 95 would not boot at all.<\/p>\n<p>Windowx XP, though!  I gave the virtual machine two cores, 2 gigs of memory, and an 8 gig &#8220;hard drive,&#8221; which is <i>way<\/i> overkill for what I need doing.  But it&#8217;s just space, and I have 6 terabytes of storage&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Office XP installed, my macros loaded into Word and Excel templates, my wallpaper set, I was quite chuffed with myself.  I did it!  I had a problem!  I solved it!  Genius!<\/p>\n<p>And after I took a victory lap on Twitter, I realized with stark clarity that I didn&#8217;t need to do all that work.  There was no need to reboot into Windows for the necessary surgery in the spreadsheet.  <i>I was connected to the VPN to do my CMS work<\/i>.  All I had to do was to launch my remote desktop, access my work computer, load up the spreadsheet, and run the macros there.  Then I could paste the resulting table into my local browser.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t have to do all that work!  I had a tool!  A perfectly good tool!  I couldn&#8217;t see it!<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I am so smart and clever I&#8217;m dumb.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so dumb.<\/p>\n<p>But, I have a Windows XP virtual machine now.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I saw this survey of Carbon Leaf fans on Facebook this morning, and I wanted to share my answers.<\/p>\n<p><strong>#1- What&#8217;s your absolute favorite Carbon Leaf song?<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8220;Blue Ridge Laughing.&#8221;  I love the lyrics &#8212; &#8220;space brings back boyish wonder.&#8221;  They make me think wistfully of someone I knew long ago.<\/p>\n<p><strong>#2- What&#8217;s a song or two by Carbon Leaf that you really want to hear them play live but haven&#8217;t gotten to so far?<\/strong><br \/>\nTwo come quickly to mind: &#8220;When I&#8217;m Alone&#8221; and &#8220;Love Rain Down.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>#3- if you were to pick one song to hear Carbon Leaf cover live, what would it be?<\/strong><br \/>\nDelia Derbyshire&#8217;s <em>Doctor Who<\/em> theme.<\/p>\n<p>No, I&#8217;m being totally serious here.<\/p>\n<p>I have several friends who discovered Carbon Leaf and are now quite passionate about the band because of a 2007 <em>Doctor Who<\/em> fanvid set to &#8220;What About Everything?&#8221;  (I have an FLV of that original version of the fanvid; it was pulled down for copyright.)  I think the band could do a really funky, groovy, rocking, 4-5 minute instrumental jam on the Doctor Who theme, the middle eight included &#8212; drums, bass guitar, electric guitar, pipe.  Celtic Who!<\/p>\n<p>For something more&#8230; conventional, elbow&#8217;s &#8220;My Sad Captains.&#8221;  They&#8217;re two very different bands, yet I find that Barry and Guy Garvey have similar lyrical sensibilities, heavy on precise imagery and imaginative wordplay.  I think about how Carbon Leaf would approach some of elbow&#8217;s songs (&#8220;Scattered Blacks and Whites&#8221; and &#8220;New York Morning,&#8221; for instance) and how elbow would approach some of Carbon Leaf&#8217;s (&#8220;Lake of Silver Bells&#8221; would be amazing).  I could hear Barry&#8217;s lyrics in Guy&#8217;s Mancunian burr, and I could hear Guy&#8217;s everyman lyrics in Barry&#8217;s Virginia bass.  &#8220;My Sad Captains&#8221; is a song that breaks my heart every time I hear it, especially the way elbow performs it live, as an acoustic piece.  It&#8217;s a song of loss and mourning &#8212; it&#8217;s one of a number of songs Garvey wrote about the death of his close friend, Brian Glancy &#8212; and the joy of having had the experience of friendship in the face of its loss.  I think of the friends I&#8217;ve lost over the years, and the good memories I still hold of them.<\/p>\n<p><strong>#4- what&#8217;s your favorite venue that you&#8217;ve seen Carbon Leaf play at so far?<\/strong><br \/>\nLongwood Gardens, Pennsylvania, July 2013.<\/p>\n<p>It was ridonculously hot and muggy that Saturday.  I hadn&#8217;t been to Longwood in a decade.  I didn&#8217;t even decide until that morning that I was going.  To be honest, I didn&#8217;t know it was even happening until an email landed in my inbox.<\/p>\n<p>Great show, a really different setlist (&#8220;The Friendship Song&#8221;!), and a really cool setting.  (Their stage was a lighted fountain.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>#5- What year was the first time you saw Carbon leaf live? And where was it?<\/strong><br \/>\nKA party, University of Richmond, late September 1997.  <i>Shadows in the Banquet Hall<\/i> had just come out.  I bought the first album, <i>Meander<\/i> for eight dollars.  (<i>Shadows<\/i> was ten.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s begin with this: Windows XP, running in a virtual machine on Linux Mint. Hell, I even configured the Quick Launch toolbar, and the single screenshot I have of my XP days shows I never used the Quick Launch toolbar. So, why do I have a Windows XP virtual machine running under Linux? Yesterday morning,<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=34012\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;So Smart I&#8217;m Dumb&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[229],"tags":[4741,4846,4117,4860,5130,5102,5129],"class_list":["post-34012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work","tag-carbon-leaf-2","tag-diamond-comic-distributors","tag-elbow","tag-linux-mint","tag-virtual-machine","tag-windows-95","tag-windows-xp","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34012"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34012\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}