{"id":34283,"date":"2024-11-25T15:14:24","date_gmt":"2024-11-25T20:14:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=34283"},"modified":"2024-11-25T15:14:24","modified_gmt":"2024-11-25T20:14:24","slug":"no-mr-bond-i-expect-you-to-wear-an-ugly-christmas-sweater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=34283","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Wear an Ugly Christmas Sweater&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;re getting closer to Christmas &#8212; Thanksgiving <i>is<\/i> this Thursday &#8212; and the Facebook ads have taken a turn toward the festive and unlicensed.  Case in point?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">James Bond-themed uply Christmas sweaters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"410\" height=\"640\" data-id=\"34281\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/bond-sweater-1-410x640.jpg\" alt=\"James Bond Gunbarrel Ugly Christmas Sweater\" class=\"wp-image-34281\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"410\" height=\"640\" data-id=\"34282\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/bond-sweater-2-410x640.jpg\" alt=\"A James Bond Ugly Christmas Sweater for sale via Facebook, featuring a GoldenEye-inspired design\" class=\"wp-image-34282\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For the record, I do not own an ugly Christmas sweater, and these will <i>not<\/i> change that.  I do not care if they&#8217;ve been endorsed by Q-Branch and may have had a few optional extras installed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re getting closer to Christmas &#8212; Thanksgiving is this Thursday &#8212; and the Facebook ads have taken a turn toward the festive and unlicensed. Case in point? James Bond-themed uply Christmas sweaters. For the record, I do not own an ugly Christmas sweater, and these will not change that. I do not care if they&#8217;ve<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=34283\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;&#8220;No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Wear an Ugly Christmas Sweater&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[92],"tags":[64,5179,5178,855,1035],"class_list":["post-34283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-christmas","tag-christmas-sweater","tag-goldeneye","tag-james-bond","tag-pierce-brosnan","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}