{"id":345,"date":"2005-03-13T14:36:55","date_gmt":"2005-03-13T19:36:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=345"},"modified":"2005-03-13T14:36:55","modified_gmt":"2005-03-13T19:36:55","slug":"on-alcohol-knowledge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=345","title":{"rendered":"On Alcohol Knowledge"},"content":{"rendered":"

Shamelessly stolen from Bill Leisner<\/a>, the Alcohol Knowledge Test!<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
Bourbon<\/b><\/font>
Congratulations! You’re 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (83), and liquor (60). <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you’re going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It’ll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender<\/i>:<\/p>\n
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<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 30%<\/b> on proof<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 97%<\/b> on beer index<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 90%<\/b> on wine index<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 86%<\/b> on liquor index<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test<\/a> written by hoppersplit<\/a> on Ok Cupid<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

I have comments on the result, but I think I’ll keep them to myself. Discretion is, they say, the better part of valor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Shamelessly stolen from Bill Leisner, the Alcohol Knowledge Test! Bourbon Congratulations! You’re 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (83), and liquor (60). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you’re going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It’ll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 BananasContinue reading “On Alcohol Knowledge”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[789,327,4107],"class_list":["post-345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes","tag-alcohol","tag-beer","tag-memes","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}