{"id":34579,"date":"2025-07-30T13:47:17","date_gmt":"2025-07-30T18:47:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=34579"},"modified":"2025-07-30T13:47:48","modified_gmt":"2025-07-30T18:47:48","slug":"possum-mating-habits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=34579","title":{"rendered":"Possum Mating Habits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can honestly say that I had never contemplated the mating habits of possums, but&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Screenshot_20250730-143051.png\" alt=\"Screenshot of WTForecast. Reads 'Hotter than a possum three-way in a mailbox'\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-34578\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;yeah, it&#8217;s really freakin&#8217; hot out there.  And who knew possums were into freaky sex?<\/p>\n<p>Hoo-boy.<\/p>\n<p>After <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=34576\">last night&#8217;s Facebook ad<\/a>, again the algorithms show me something of interest&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"451\" height=\"640\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Screenshot_20250730-142246-451x640.jpg\" alt=\"Ad for Jamesons in a Hobbit-themed bottle\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-34577\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and while a Bag End-themed bottle of Jamesons <i>is<\/i> definitively of interest, I will also pass on this.<\/p>\n<p>It does boggle the mind sometime that <i>The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring<\/i>, the movie, came out twenty-four years ago.  When I think about it, it feels like no more than five.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can honestly say that I had never contemplated the mating habits of possums, but&#8230; &#8230;yeah, it&#8217;s really freakin&#8217; hot out there. And who knew possums were into freaky sex? Hoo-boy. After last night&#8217;s Facebook ad, again the algorithms show me something of interest&#8230; &#8230;and while a Bag End-themed bottle of Jamesons is definitively of<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=34579\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Possum Mating Habits&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[5266,5265,368,363],"class_list":["post-34579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-bag-end","tag-jamesons","tag-lord-of-the-rings","tag-weather","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}