{"id":34931,"date":"2025-12-01T21:02:48","date_gmt":"2025-12-02T02:02:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=34931"},"modified":"2025-12-03T16:46:24","modified_gmt":"2025-12-03T21:46:24","slug":"captains-log-stardate-6-bce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=34931","title":{"rendered":"Captain&#8217;s Log, Stardate 6 BCE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"826\" height=\"540\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/592749907_704976372670869_3400502107763476068_n.jpg\" alt=\"A Nativity scene with figures of Mary, Joseph, Kirk, Spock, and McCoy, all crowded around the creche\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-34930\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dammit, Jim! I&#8217;m a doctor, not a shepherd keeping watch over flocks by night!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Eminently logical, doctor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why, Spock, are you agreeing with me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am merely noting that your statement is correct.&#8221;<\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\" \/>\n<p>The image comes from Facebook, but the dialogue is all mine. \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Dammit, Jim! I&#8217;m a doctor, not a shepherd keeping watch over flocks by night!&#8221; &#8220;Eminently logical, doctor.&#8221; &#8220;Why, Spock, are you agreeing with me?&#8221; &#8220;I am merely noting that your statement is correct.&#8221; The image comes from Facebook, but the dialogue is all mine. \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[4180,5338,5339,685,4089],"class_list":["post-34931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-trek","tag-captain-kirk","tag-christman","tag-doctor-mccoy","tag-spock","tag-star-trek","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34931"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34931\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}