An actual conversation with myself at Ollie’s Bargain Outlet earlier today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look! A Farewell to Arms!<\/em>“<\/p>\n\n\n\n “You have it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “But…”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “You have two copies. And an ebook<\/a>.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “But I don’t have this one.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “You also don’t need it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “But…”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Are you going to read it?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “No…”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Then why do you want it?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I don’t have it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “One copy is already on your nightstand.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “But…”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “No.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “But…”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “No.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An actual conversation with myself at Ollie’s Bargain Outlet earlier today. “Look! A Farewell to Arms!“ “You have it.” “But…” “You have two copies. And an ebook.” “But I don’t have this one.” “You also don’t need it.” “But…” “Are you going to read it?” “No…” “Then why do you want it?” “I don’t haveContinue reading “Arguing With Myself”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[5459,14],"class_list":["post-35433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-ernest-hemingway-2","tag-world-war-i","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35433"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35433\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}