{"id":35479,"date":"2026-08-25T12:23:12","date_gmt":"2026-08-25T17:23:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=35479"},"modified":"2026-08-25T12:23:12","modified_gmt":"2026-08-25T17:23:12","slug":"thank-you-captain-obvious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=35479","title":{"rendered":"Thank You, Captain Obvious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Sunday I went through my Junk Email folder for the first time in about two weeks.<\/p>\n<p>To my surprise, I had an email from Glassdoor letting me know there were new reviews of Diamond Comic Distributors.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s interesting but useless,&#8221; I thought.  Still, I was curious, and I wanted to take a look.<\/p>\n<p>Looking at Glassdoor at work wad discouraged.  People did it <i>anyway<\/i>, and it was often a game to try and match the anonymous reviews to people.  I have no doubt that the executives watched Glassdoor like a hawk, and they knew the reputation Diamond, not to mention Steve Geppi, had on Glassdoor.  Of course they didn&#8217;t want the peons in the cubicle maze looking at what their peers, current and former, <i>really<\/i> thought.<\/p>\n<p>To look at something on Glassdoor, you have to give it something.  It&#8217;s like the Riddle Game, but not fun.  Of the four options I was offered that would unlock this review from July, I chose to give it my salary.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t work there any longer.  The company no longer exists in any meaningful way.<\/p>\n<p>Glassdoor sent me this email:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"862\" height=\"611\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Vivaldi_20260825_121623.jpg\" alt=\"Screenshot of an email from Glassdoor telling me that my salary submission was rejected because &quot;it is well or excessively below the market average.&quot;\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-35478\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Well, <i>jeez<\/i>, Glassdoor.  Tell me something I didn&#8217;t already know. \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p>At times I would sardonically say, &#8220;Diamond pays worse than a non-profit.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This sounds bitter, but I find it funny.  Glassdoor asked a question, I gave it an answer, and then it&#8217;s like, &#8220;You have <i>got<\/i> to be joking.&#8221;  Nope!<\/p>\n<p>My mom, before she died, thought I should take a pay cut in my job search.  She gave a number of how much below Diamond I should look for.  &#8220;I don&#8217;t think that would be legal,&#8221; I said.  &#8220;That&#8217;s probably below minimum wage.&#8221;  (It wasn&#8217;t.  Pennsylvania is still $7.25 an hour.  Even West Virginia has a higher minimum wage than Pennsylvania.)  The point is, even she thought I made more than I ever did.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a reason I supported &#8220;Fight for 15.&#8221;  I didn&#8217;t make $15 an hour until I&#8217;d been at Diamond for five years.  Even as an assistant manager at EB Games in my early career there over a decade earlier, I made more than that.<\/p>\n<p>So, yes, Glassdoor.  The number I gave you <i>is<\/i> absurdly low.  It also, unfortunately, was accurate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Sunday I went through my Junk Email folder for the first time in about two weeks. To my surprise, I had an email from Glassdoor letting me know there were new reviews of Diamond Comic Distributors. &#8220;That&#8217;s interesting but useless,&#8221; I thought. Still, I was curious, and I wanted to take a look. Looking<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=35479\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Thank You, Captain Obvious&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[229],"tags":[4846,5469],"class_list":["post-35479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work","tag-diamond-comic-distributors","tag-glassdoor","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}