{"id":35523,"date":"2026-09-27T17:04:32","date_gmt":"2026-09-27T22:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=35523"},"modified":"2026-09-27T17:04:32","modified_gmt":"2026-09-27T22:04:32","slug":"the-stupidity-it-burns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=35523","title":{"rendered":"The Stupidity, It Burns!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Senator Tommy Tuberville is a man of deep thoughts.  Consider.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"520\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Screenshot_20260927-150423.jpg\" alt=\"Tommy Tuberville posted this on Facebook: &quot;Democrats are the party of Radical Islam, illegal aliens, and furry pilots. Lord help us.&quot;\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-35524\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not really at a loss for words, as I have written Tuberville a letter that I will be mailing to his office in Mobile, Alabama on the morrow, but goddamn this is stupid.<\/p>\n<p>Furry pilots. Where does this come from? Like, how does one even have a thought as abjectly stupid at this?<\/p>\n<p>Famous people &#8212; and I guess Tuberville is nominally a famous person &#8212; aren&#8217;t necessarily the brightest people in the world.<\/p>\n<p>Tuberville is, as my sister would say, a dozen fries short of a Happy Meal.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Senator Tommy Tuberville is a man of deep thoughts. Consider. I&#8217;m not really at a loss for words, as I have written Tuberville a letter that I will be mailing to his office in Mobile, Alabama on the morrow, but goddamn this is stupid. Furry pilots. Where does this come from? Like, how does one<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=35523\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;The Stupidity, It Burns!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[119],"tags":[5490,741,5489],"class_list":["post-35523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-2026-election","tag-alabama","tag-tommy-tuberville","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35523\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}