{"id":363,"date":"2005-03-27T19:34:43","date_gmt":"2005-03-28T00:34:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=363"},"modified":"2005-03-27T19:34:43","modified_gmt":"2005-03-28T00:34:43","slug":"on-an-easter-tradition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=363","title":{"rendered":"On an Easter Tradition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The family got together for Easter.  I would have liked to sleep in, but breakfast was scheduled for 8:30 sharp.  As it was my brother <i>still<\/i> had to awaken me.<\/p>\n<p>After breakfast&#8211;waffles and scrapple&#8211;I went back to bed.  The family went off to church.  The tradition the last few years has been to dress up for pictures as though I&#8217;d gone to church with the rest of the family.  I slept for another hour, then woke, listened to NPR&#8217;s &#8220;Wait, Wait, Don&#8217;t Tell Me,&#8221; and got dressed in shirt, tie, and sport coat.  Only when tying the tie did I realize I hadn&#8217;t shaved since Wednesday and my face with the living visage of a scruffy looking nerf herder.  So I undressed, shaved, and by then the family had returned, and we took the traditional Easter family photos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The family got together for Easter. I would have liked to sleep in, but breakfast was scheduled for 8:30 sharp. As it was my brother still had to awaken me. After breakfast&#8211;waffles and scrapple&#8211;I went back to bed. The family went off to church. The tradition the last few years has been to dress up<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=363\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On an Easter Tradition&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4104,4093],"class_list":["post-363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-atheism","tag-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}