{"id":391,"date":"2005-04-22T10:17:19","date_gmt":"2005-04-22T15:17:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=391"},"modified":"2005-04-22T10:17:19","modified_gmt":"2005-04-22T15:17:19","slug":"on-my-papacy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=391","title":{"rendered":"On my Papacy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little sleep last night.  Woodrow was anxious, and he ran into my room several times, sat on my chest, screamed in my face, and tried to pull down the venetian blinds.  He&#8217;s calm now, but this morning he kept trying to get out through the bedroom window, tangling himself up in the blinds.  He&#8217;ll do some damage if he&#8217;s not careful.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.  I saw this on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/kradical\">Keith<\/a>&#8216;s LiveJournal, and gave it a whirl.<\/p>\n<table style='background-color:#ccccff;border:1px solid black;'>\n<tr>\n<td>If I am elected, my pope name will be:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Pope Sidious Ralph IV<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<form action='http:\/\/triggur.org\/pope\/'><i>What&#8217;s your pope name?<\/i><br \/>\nName:<input type=text size=10 name=uname\/><input type=submit value='Find Out!'\/><\/form>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Pope Sidious, eh?  A dark day, indeed. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little sleep last night. Woodrow was anxious, and he ran into my room several times, sat on my chest, screamed in my face, and tried to pull down the venetian blinds. He&#8217;s calm now, but this morning he kept trying to get out through the bedroom window, tangling himself up in the blinds. He&#8217;ll do<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=391\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On my Papacy&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[4107],"class_list":["post-391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes","tag-memes","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}