{"id":419,"date":"2005-05-17T09:58:14","date_gmt":"2005-05-17T14:58:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=419"},"modified":"2005-05-17T09:58:14","modified_gmt":"2005-05-17T14:58:14","slug":"on-an-amazonian-frustration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=419","title":{"rendered":"On an Amazonian Frustration"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Received today, an e-mail from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/\">Amazon&#8217;s UK division<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nDear Customer,<\/p>\n<p>We are sorry to report that the release of the following item has been cancelled:<\/p>\n<p>  Lance Parkin &#8220;Doctor Who: Gallifrey Chronicles (Doctor Who S.)&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This item has now been cancelled from your order and we can confirm that you have not been charged for it.<\/p>\n<p>Please accept our apologies for any disappointment or inconvenience caused.<\/p>\n<p>If you took advantage of a promotional offer when placing this order, this cancellation may affect your order&#8217;s eligibility for that offer.   If you discover this to be the case, please contact customer service so that we may investigate.  You can send an e-mail to customer service from the following URL:<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/browse\/-\/502564\/ref=cs_hd_cus_1<\/p>\n<p>This item may be available from an Amazon.co.uk Marketplace seller. The availability of the item will be indicated in a blue box that says &#8220;More Buying Choices&#8221; on the top right-hand side of the product&#8217;s information page. The links in this box lead to lists of new, used, refurbished and collectable copies of that particular item. To buy the item click the yellow &#8220;Buy from Seller&#8221; button and fill in the requested information to complete your purchase.<\/p>\n<p>To view the current status and the costs associated with your order, please visit Your Account (http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/your-account).<\/p>\n<p>For your reference, here is a summary of your order:<\/p>\n<p>  1 of Lance Parkin &#8220;Doctor Who: Gallifrey Chronicles (Doctor Who S.)&#8221;<br \/>\n                        Item unavailable<\/p>\n<p>  1 of Justin Richards &#8220;Doctor Who: The Clockwise Man (Doctor Who S.)&#8221;<br \/>\n                        Usually dispatched in 4-6 weeks (but may not be available at all)<\/p>\n<p>On the date of dispatch, you should receive an e-mail message confirming the date, contents and method of shipment.<\/p>\n<p>Please note: This e-mail was sent from a notification-only address that cannot accept incoming e-mail.  Please do not reply to this message.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for shopping at Amazon.co.uk, we hope to see you again.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>Customer Service Department<br \/>\nAmazon.co.uk\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Disappointment, the e-mail asks.  Disappointment?<\/p>\n<p>Damn skippy I&#8217;m disappointed.  Because the book has started showing up in bookstores across the UK in advance of its official release date of June 6th.  The book <i>exists<\/i>.  My whole reason for ordering from the UK was because I wanted it <i>early<\/i>, earlier than we&#8217;d get it on this side of the pond.<\/p>\n<p>My hunch is Amazon has Parkin&#8217;s <i>Gallifrey Chronicles<\/i> confused with John Peel&#8217;s <i>Gallifrey Chronicles<\/i>.  The latter book, out of print for about ten years, is showing as shipping within one or two days.  Which doesn&#8217;t make any sense.<\/p>\n<p>Bastards.<\/p>\n<p>And in cancelling the order, I now can&#8217;t cancel <i>The Clockwork Man<\/i>.  My whole reason for ordering that along with <i>Gallifrey<\/i> was to spread the shipping costs across the Atlantic out somewhat.  But no, by cancelling <i>Gallifrey<\/i> Amazon is now prepping <i>Clockwork<\/i> for shipment, so I&#8217;m paying three times the book&#8217;s cost in shipping.<\/p>\n<p>Complete bastards.<\/p>\n<p>Such are the pains and perils of being a <i>Doctor Who<\/i> fan. \ud83d\ude15<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Received today, an e-mail from Amazon&#8217;s UK division: Dear Customer, We are sorry to report that the release of the following item has been cancelled: Lance Parkin &#8220;Doctor Who: Gallifrey Chronicles (Doctor Who S.)&#8221; This item has now been cancelled from your order and we can confirm that you have not been charged for it.<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=419\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On an Amazonian Frustration&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[423,955,4082],"class_list":["post-419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doctor-who","tag-amazon","tag-customer-service","tag-doctor-who","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}