This afternoon at the store I was setting up a display of system boxes in the front window. The boxes should be stacked one atop the other, but I like artistic flourishes with pyramids and spirals, so as I worked on putting together a PlayStation display the front door opened and a guy walked in.<\/p>\n
I stopped what I was doing, greeted him, asked him how he was.<\/p>\n
He stopped, looked at me, and began to stammer.<\/p>\n
To make a lengthy sentence short, apparently I resemble someone who wrestled in the ECW. So he said.<\/p>\n
I didn’t know how to respond.<\/p>\n
At one time people thought I looked a lot like Dave Matthews. Now, I look like a wrestler. Joy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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