{"id":444,"date":"2005-06-11T07:32:33","date_gmt":"2005-06-11T12:32:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=444"},"modified":"2005-06-11T07:32:33","modified_gmt":"2005-06-11T12:32:33","slug":"on-talking-about-star-wars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=444","title":{"rendered":"On Talking about Star Wars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wasn&#8217;t impressed with <i>Revenge of the Sith<\/i>.  Indeed, I was bored out of my skull by the film.<\/p>\n<p>I generally don&#8217;t tell people that, though.<\/p>\n<p>I manage a video game store.  My customers have seen the film multiple times, and it&#8217;s not unusual for three or four each day to rave about how awesome the film is.<\/p>\n<p>I grit my teeth and bear it.  About the worst I will say, though, is that I found some parts of the film unintentionally funny.  Such as the Obi-Wan\/Anakin fight and the &#8220;birth&#8221; of Darth Vader in the biolab.<\/p>\n<p>Last month when the video game came out, I had to say positive things about <i>Sith<\/i>&#8211;that was our featured game for the month.  And the <i>Sith<\/i> game isn&#8217;t a bad game.  It&#8217;s actually an enjoyable one, reminiscent of <i>The Two Towers<\/i>, albeit a short game.  Though I wasn&#8217;t enthralled by the film, I could recommend the game with no qualms.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, though, a kid asked about what I thought of <i>Sith<\/i>.  I told him.  I told him the film bored me.  I told him I checked my watch a <i>lot<\/i>.  I told him the film disappointed me.  He couldn&#8217;t understand how someone couldn&#8217;t like <i>Sith<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>It came down to surprises, I said.  Long-time <i>Star Wars<\/i> fans knew how Darth Vader was born.  Knew that Anakin and Obi-Wan would have a duel atop a volcano, and Anakin would fall in.  That was established years ago in one of the novelizations.  The excitement in the story would have been in getting there, and <i>Sith<\/i> provided no excitement and wasn&#8217;t creative in its storytelling choices.  It had a by-the-numbers plot.<\/p>\n<p>Keeping mum about <i>Sith<\/i> comes down to politeness.  Game geekdom and <i>Star Wars<\/i> geekdom overlap.  Offend one, and business that flows from the other may flow away.  It&#8217;s just the reality of the situation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wasn&#8217;t impressed with Revenge of the Sith. Indeed, I was bored out of my skull by the film. I generally don&#8217;t tell people that, though. I manage a video game store. My customers have seen the film multiple times, and it&#8217;s not unusual for three or four each day to rave about how awesome<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=444\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Talking about Star Wars&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[136,48],"tags":[961,4114,4124],"class_list":["post-444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-wars","category-video-games","tag-revenge-of-the-sith","tag-star-wars","tag-work","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}