{"id":478,"date":"2005-07-13T20:25:14","date_gmt":"2005-07-14T01:25:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=478"},"modified":"2005-07-13T20:25:14","modified_gmt":"2005-07-14T01:25:14","slug":"on-cashews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=478","title":{"rendered":"On Cashews"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At some point in the last week I ate some cashews.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not certain at all how this happened.  I&#8217;m generally very observant on that.<\/p>\n<p>I like cashews.  I really do.  But when I eat them I break out in hives all over the fucking place.  My ears itch.  The inside of my mouth swells up and goes all lumpy.<\/p>\n<p>So, cashews.<\/p>\n<p>Damn.  The next week or so will be miserable.  I just know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At some point in the last week I ate some cashews. I&#8217;m not certain at all how this happened. I&#8217;m generally very observant on that. I like cashews. I really do. But when I eat them I break out in hives all over the fucking place. My ears itch. The inside of my mouth swells<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=478\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Cashews&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[720,721],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-allergies","tag-cashews","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}