{"id":485,"date":"2005-07-17T20:51:21","date_gmt":"2005-07-18T01:51:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=485"},"modified":"2015-02-24T23:02:28","modified_gmt":"2015-02-24T23:02:28","slug":"on-really-stupid-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=485","title":{"rendered":"On the Really Stupid Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the top searches bringing people to the website this month is, I kid you not, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=oneders+of+the+world&#038;sourceid=opera&#038;num=0&#038;ie=utf-8&#038;oe=utf-8\">&#8220;Oneders of the World.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>What the frell are people trying to find?  The Oneders are, as everyone knows, the Erie band that&#8217;s the focus of Tom Hanks&#8217; film <i>That Thing You Do!<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>If it&#8217;s &#8220;Wonders of the World&#8221; people are looking for, why do a search under that goofy spelling &#8220;Oneders&#8221;?  That does not make sense.<\/p>\n<p>And you know what?  &#8220;Oneders of the World&#8221; turns up seventeen hits to my webpage.<\/p>\n<p>Seventeen.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=+site:www.allyngibson.com+oneders+of+the+world&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;filter=0\">See for yourself.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry.  This is just so impossibly silly.<\/p>\n<p>What the <i>frell<\/i> are people looking for?  Hello?  Anyone?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the top searches bringing people to the website this month is, I kid you not, &#8220;Oneders of the World.&#8221; What the frell are people trying to find? The Oneders are, as everyone knows, the Erie band that&#8217;s the focus of Tom Hanks&#8217; film That Thing You Do!. If it&#8217;s &#8220;Wonders of the World&#8221;<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=485\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On the Really Stupid Things&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4095],"tags":[353,883],"class_list":["post-485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wordpress","tag-search-phrases","tag-that-thing-you-do","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}