{"id":53,"date":"2005-07-23T20:10:04","date_gmt":"2005-07-24T01:10:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=53"},"modified":"2005-07-23T20:10:04","modified_gmt":"2005-07-24T01:10:04","slug":"an-interesting-cause","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=53","title":{"rendered":"On Kittens and Baths"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cats hate water.  Or so I&#8217;ve always been told.  But Woody loves to drink out of the toilet; in fact, he gets <i>terribly<\/i> upset if the toilet seat is down, and from time to time he&#8217;s been known to pull the lever to watch the water go down.<\/p>\n<p>The kittens had been outside playing, and I let them in maybe fifteen minutes ago.  One, Percival, the one with the long, curly hair, had something icky in his fur.  Wasn&#8217;t a bug, wasn&#8217;t a burr, it was squishy and vaguely nasty looking.  So, I picked him up, took him into the bathroom, set him on the counter, wetted down a washcloth, and gave him a bath.<\/p>\n<p>Surprisingly, he enjoyed it.  He especially enjoyed when I rolled him up in the towel and dried him off.<\/p>\n<p>The experience is so odd that I don&#8217;t know what to say.  I gave a kitten a bath.  I&#8217;m having trouble getting that phrase to compute. \ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cats hate water. Or so I&#8217;ve always been told. But Woody loves to drink out of the toilet; in fact, he gets terribly upset if the toilet seat is down, and from time to time he&#8217;s been known to pull the lever to watch the water go down. The kittens had been outside playing, and<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=53\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Kittens and Baths&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[409],"tags":[4132],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","tag-cats","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}