Grocery store yesterday, buying lunch meat for dinner.<\/p>\n
I need breakfast cereal–I’d finished my box of Peanut Butter Cookie Crisp that morning. I don’t recommend the Peanut Butter Cookie Crisp, but that’s a story for another time.<\/p>\n
What do my eyes spy, but a cereal box with Batman on the front. The Batman<\/i> cereal, Limited Edition, the box proclaims. I pick up the box, examine it closely–choocolate-flavored Batman symbols and marshmallows. Intrigued, I toss the box in the cart.<\/p>\n
This morning, The Batman<\/i> cereal.<\/p>\n
And it’s terrible. It’s positively gross. It doesn’t taste like chocolate. It doesn’t taste like anything.<\/p>\n
I’m disappointed. Batman has let me down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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