{"id":547,"date":"2005-09-03T16:55:45","date_gmt":"2005-09-03T21:55:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=547"},"modified":"2015-02-24T22:57:02","modified_gmt":"2015-02-24T22:57:02","slug":"on-klingon-lullabies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=547","title":{"rendered":"On Klingon Lullabies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mentioned <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=533\">Klingon fairy tales<\/a> a few days ago.  Today I receive an e-mail &#8212; Klingon lullabies.  Courtesy of Chris Woodall and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.topfive.com\/\">Top5<\/a>, may I present a Klingon lullaby, the tale of the Three Blind Targs:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Three blind targs, three blind targs,<br \/>\nSee how they run, see how they run.<br \/>\nThey all ran after the warrior&#8217;s wife,<br \/>\nShe cut off their heads with her father&#8217;s knife,<br \/>\nBut the targs were blind, and not worthy opponents,<br \/>\nSo the warrior slew his woman for bringing dishonor upon both houses.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Classic stuff!  Probably kills the kids on Qo&#8217;noS. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mentioned Klingon fairy tales a few days ago. Today I receive an e-mail &#8212; Klingon lullabies. Courtesy of Chris Woodall and Top5, may I present a Klingon lullaby, the tale of the Three Blind Targs: Three blind targs, three blind targs, See how they run, see how they run. They all ran after the<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=547\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Klingon Lullabies&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[1005,863,4089],"class_list":["post-547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-trek","tag-fairy-tales","tag-klingon","tag-star-trek","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}