{"id":562,"date":"2005-09-16T22:10:46","date_gmt":"2005-09-17T03:10:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=562"},"modified":"2005-09-16T22:10:46","modified_gmt":"2005-09-17T03:10:46","slug":"on-a-needy-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=562","title":{"rendered":"On a Needy Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a needy cat in my lap.<\/p>\n<p>Woody hasn&#8217;t done this in a while.  He came up to the desk, jumped into my lap, made himself at home with a bath, and promptly passed out.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s in the way.  Typing is difficult.<\/p>\n<p>Needy!  Needy!  Needy!<\/p>\n<p>I think I may shove the Woodrow out of my lap, crawl into bed, and read some <i>Casino Royale<\/i> until sleep.  Sounds like a plan to me. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a needy cat in my lap. Woody hasn&#8217;t done this in a while. He came up to the desk, jumped into my lap, made himself at home with a bath, and promptly passed out. He&#8217;s in the way. Typing is difficult. Needy! Needy! Needy! I think I may shove the Woodrow out of<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=562\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On a Needy Cat&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[409],"tags":[4132,4093],"class_list":["post-562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","tag-cats","tag-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=562"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/562\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}