{"id":5689,"date":"2011-03-17T15:52:34","date_gmt":"2011-03-17T20:52:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=5689"},"modified":"2013-08-28T01:30:01","modified_gmt":"2013-08-28T01:30:01","slug":"on-allyn-gibson-as-an-alcoholic-beverage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=5689","title":{"rendered":"On Allyn Gibson, As an Alcoholic Beverage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><lj-template name=\"qotd\" id=\"2420\" lang=\"en_LJ\" \/>What <i>is<\/i> it about the writing profession that so many people have the mental image of us as drunkards? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not to say that I don&#8217;t enjoy a good drink, because I do.  But I think I have a reputation as a hard drinking writer that isn&#8217;t truly earned.  I haven&#8217;t poisoned my liver <i>that<\/i> much.  And there&#8217;s no drink that future literary scholars and biographers will ever associate with me.  No one will say, &#8220;Gibson drank himself into a stupor night after night as he slaved over his keyboard, writing the manuscript that would make his career.  No drink was consumed more often than the&#8230;&#8221; fill-in-the-blank.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s nothing I really drink <i>that<\/i> often.  Maybe if I could find a <i>good<\/i> porter on a regular basis in Maryland, but I can&#8217;t.  The Sam Adams Honey Porter seems to have dried up, and the Yeungling Porter is merely adequate.  And yes, Guinness is a bread-and-butter drink for me; it passes the all-essential &#8220;hand behind the glass&#8221; test for a beer&#8217;s darkness.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;ll be honest.  If there&#8217;s a drink that would <i>ever<\/i> bear my name, it would be this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>The Allyn Gibson<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Two tablespoons instant hot chocolate mix<br \/>\nTwo tablespoons sugar<br \/>\nOne shot Irish Cream<br \/>\nOne shot Irish Whiskey<br \/>\nOne shot Cr\u00e8me de menthe (or less to taste)<br \/>\nCoffee<\/p>\n<p>That would do.  Yes, that would do <i>nicely<\/i>&#8230; \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Happy St. Patrick&#8217;s Day, people.  Drink responsibly and drive safely out there.  And whatever you do, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=79\">don&#8217;t do this<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is it about the writing profession that so many people have the mental image of us as drunkards? \ud83d\ude42 That&#8217;s not to say that I don&#8217;t enjoy a good drink, because I do. But I think I have a reputation as a hard drinking writer that isn&#8217;t truly earned. I haven&#8217;t poisoned my liver<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=5689\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Allyn Gibson, As an Alcoholic Beverage&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[789,399,736,4102],"class_list":["post-5689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-alcohol","tag-coffee","tag-st-patricks-day","tag-writing","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5689\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}