{"id":585,"date":"2005-10-05T21:58:56","date_gmt":"2005-10-06T02:58:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=585"},"modified":"2005-10-05T21:58:56","modified_gmt":"2005-10-06T02:58:56","slug":"on-boston-legal-and-search-phrases","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=585","title":{"rendered":"On Boston Legal and Search Phrases"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rough calculation here.  Today 80 percent of the Internet searches that led here did so on a combination of two of the following three phrases: &#8220;Rhona Mitra&#8221; &#8220;Monica Potter&#8221; &#8220;Boston Legal.&#8221;  And tying them together&#8211;&#8220;leaves&#8221;  &#8220;Rhona Mitra leaves Boston Legal.&#8221;  &#8220;Monica Potter leaves Boston Legal.&#8221;  &#8220;Why did Rhona Mitra leave Boston Legal.&#8221;  &#8220;Why did Monica Potter leave Boston Legal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, guess what, people.  They have left the building.  I don&#8217;t know why&#8211;I&#8217;ve no connection to <i>Boston Legal<\/i> except as a fan.  Do I care <i>why<\/i> they&#8217;ve left the building?  Not particularly, no.  I&#8217;d have liked to see them stay, but they&#8217;re gone, and I don&#8217;t care, as long as the show stays quality.  And after two weeks of the Potter-less <i>Boston Legal<\/i> (and Mitra-less <i>Boston Legal<\/i> starts next week, I presume) the show&#8217;s still quality.<\/p>\n<p>So, let&#8217;s summarize.<\/p>\n<p>Monica Potter.  Rhona Mitra.  <i>Boston Legal<\/i>.  The two actresses have left the building.  I don&#8217;t fucking know why.  I don&#8217;t fucking <i>care<\/i> why.  It&#8217;s not my issue.  Can we stop asking me about it?<\/p>\n<p>Between <i>Boston Legal<\/i> questions and the daily Google trawl I&#8217;ve just accounted for ninety percent of the webpage&#8217;s activity&#8230;. :bond:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rough calculation here. Today 80 percent of the Internet searches that led here did so on a combination of two of the following three phrases: &#8220;Rhona Mitra&#8221; &#8220;Monica Potter&#8221; &#8220;Boston Legal.&#8221; And tying them together&#8211;&#8220;leaves&#8221; &#8220;Rhona Mitra leaves Boston Legal.&#8221; &#8220;Monica Potter leaves Boston Legal.&#8221; &#8220;Why did Rhona Mitra leave Boston Legal.&#8221; &#8220;Why did Monica<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=585\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Boston Legal and Search Phrases&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[131],"tags":[366,1020,1021,353],"class_list":["post-585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-television","tag-boston-legal","tag-monica-potter","tag-rhona-mitra","tag-search-phrases","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}