{"id":5870,"date":"2011-06-21T19:38:26","date_gmt":"2011-06-22T00:38:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=5870"},"modified":"2011-06-21T19:38:26","modified_gmt":"2011-06-22T00:38:26","slug":"on-traveling-travails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=5870","title":{"rendered":"On Traveling Travails"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I would never get home.<\/p>\n<p>I sat on the bench on the platform at the State Center subway stop.  The train arrived.  I boarded and took a seat.  An earlier passenger had left a paranormal romance on the seat.  I ignored it.<\/p>\n<p>The doors chimed then closed.  The doors reopened with a crash.  The doors chimed again then closed.  Then, the doors reopened with a crash.  A third time, the doors chimed then closed.  Then I heard the brakes on the wheels engage and disengage.<\/p>\n<p>For five minutes this cycle repeated.  Finally, the conductor came on the loudspeakers.  &#8220;I have to restart the train.  The lights will go off and they will come back on after thirty seconds.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The lights went off.  I hoped there were no Vashta Narada lurking on the train.  The lights came back up.  I saw no bleached skeletons on the train.  There were no Vashta Narada on this train.<\/p>\n<p>The cycle of chimes, doors closing and opening, and brakes engaging and disengaging continued.<\/p>\n<p>Then, when all hope had been lost, the train moved forward.  Not with any speed, but forward it moved.  If there is such a thing as a collective sigh of relief, surely the hundreds of people on this subway train left forth with one at that moment.<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later the train arrived at the next station, Upton Avenue.<\/p>\n<p>The doors opened.  Passengers boarded and disembarked.<\/p>\n<p>And the cycle &mdash; chimes, doors opening and closing, brakes engaging and not &mdash; resumed.  Again and again the driver did something in his engineer&#8217;s compartment.  Again and again, whatever it was the driver did it was having no effect.<\/p>\n<p>The driver came on the loudspeaker.  &#8220;This train is no longer in service.  Please exit the train and wait on the platform.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We abandoned the train.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/images\/baltimore-subway.jpg\" width=\"560\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The train departed.  Not immediately; it still had trouble with the brakes as they could be heard engaging and disengaging.  Finally, though, the train moved forward, and several minutes later the sound of a new train coming up the tunnel could be heard.<\/p>\n<p>There was, however, a near accident as the train approached.  A teenager was playing with his skateboard on the platform and doing tricks.  He scooted across the platform, did a jump, and nearly plunged off the platform onto the tracks six feet below.<\/p>\n<p>The train, already half full, arrived.  Some people crowded onto seats.  Others stood in the aisle.  I took a spot in the outer doorway, since it would never never open and I had to ride the train to the end of the line.<\/p>\n<p>We sat for several minutes.  The reason was obvious &mdash; the train we&#8217;d abandoned must not have made it to the next stop.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, we moved.  We reached Penn North.  And then we reached Mondawmin, the last underground subway station.<\/p>\n<p>The train moved forward.  Soon, we would be free of the underground.<\/p>\n<p>Only, on the up incline as the train reaches for the surface, we stopped.<\/p>\n<p>The conductor came on the intercom.  &#8220;We will be holding here for a few minutes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nowhere to go.  Nothing to do.  Trapped underground, marooned alive, buried for all eternity.<\/p>\n<p>I was never so thankful to see sunlight when the train emerged from the tunnel ten minutes later.<\/p>\n<p>Clearly, I could <i>never<\/i> have been in the Navy and served aboard a nuclear submarine.  Some people need daylight too much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I would never get home. I sat on the bench on the platform at the State Center subway stop. The train arrived. I boarded and took a seat. An earlier passenger had left a paranormal romance on the seat. I ignored it. The doors chimed then closed. 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