{"id":5968,"date":"2011-08-23T20:02:44","date_gmt":"2011-08-24T01:02:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=5968"},"modified":"2011-08-23T20:02:44","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T01:02:44","slug":"on-an-urgent-need-for-digestive-biscuits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=5968","title":{"rendered":"On An Urgent Need For Digestive Biscuits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I could have a lifetime supply of something, it would be McVittie&#8217;s Digestive Biscuits.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3482\/3226085017_e9bd3e0f77.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"125\" align=\"right\" class=\"alignleft\" \/>My sister did a semester abroad in London, and when she came back, she came back with all sorts of marvelous treats.<\/p>\n<p>Maynard Wine Gums!  (Which are seriously awesome, by the way.)<\/p>\n<p>McVittie&#8217;s Digestive Biscuits!<\/p>\n<p>Stuff I&#8217;ve totally forgotten in twelve years!<\/p>\n<p>The thing I liked the most, honestly, were the Maynard Wine Gums.<\/p>\n<p>But a man can&#8217;t live on Wine Gums alone.<\/p>\n<p>For me, the Digestive Biscuits were an acquired taste.  I didn&#8217;t like them at first.  They were too dry.  Maybe even a little too insubstantial.<\/p>\n<p>A few years later, I got a DirecTV dish, and then I got BBC America, and i went hard-core Anglophile, and I started ordered this British food from an online grocer.  Wine gums!  Digestive biscuits!  I&#8217;d order a smallish case about once every other month.<\/p>\n<p>And I developed a taste for the McVittie&#8217;s Digestive Biscuits.  Milk chocolate flavor, of course.<\/p>\n<p>When I moved to North Carolina, I worked in a shopping center with a World Market.  And I didn&#8217;t need the online grocer any more.  I could buy Digestives and Wine Gums right off the shelf.<\/p>\n<p>Damn.  Now I&#8217;m missing World Market.<\/p>\n<p>In the last five years, since I left North Carolina, digestive biscuits have been a rare treat.  I can find them in one or two grocery stores, but they&#8217;re stupid expensive.  I don&#8217;t remember them being stupid expensive at World Market.  Or at the internet grocer.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I could quite do with a lifetime supply of McVittie&#8217;s Digestive Biscuits.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m like Pavlov&#8217;s dog.  I&#8217;m getting peckish just <i>thinking<\/i> about them&#8230; \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p style=\"clear: left; width: 100%; margin: 10px 0; padding: 0;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.plinky.com\/prompts\/898\/answers\/new\">    <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.plinky.com\/proxy\/badge?answer_id=166389\" style=\"border: 0; padding-right: 4px; vertical-align: middle;\" alt=\"Powered by Plinky\" title=\"Powered by Plinky\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I could have a lifetime supply of something, it would be McVittie&#8217;s Digestive Biscuits. My sister did a semester abroad in London, and when she came back, she came back with all sorts of marvelous treats. Maynard Wine Gums! (Which are seriously awesome, by the way.) McVittie&#8217;s Digestive Biscuits! Stuff I&#8217;ve totally forgotten in<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=5968\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On An Urgent Need For Digestive Biscuits&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[224,101],"class_list":["post-5968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-bbc-america","tag-plinky","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5968"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5968\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}