{"id":61,"date":"2003-01-15T23:45:54","date_gmt":"2003-01-15T23:45:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=61"},"modified":"2003-01-15T23:45:54","modified_gmt":"2003-01-15T23:45:54","slug":"puckish-behavior","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=61","title":{"rendered":"Puckish behavior?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Defective merchandise needed to be shipped out.  A box of systems, games, and controllers overflowed.  I pulled together the controllers, and carefully wrote out a defective slip for each one.  The last controller, though, had no indication of <i>why<\/i> it was defective.<\/p>\n<p>I held it.  Looked at it.  Turned it over.  Wasn&#8217;t it obvious, in the same way that the controller missing a whole <i>side<\/i> was obvious?  Sadly, no.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Use of controller opened hole in fabric of space-time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I wonder what the warehouse people will make of that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Defective merchandise needed to be shipped out. A box of systems, games, and controllers overflowed. I pulled together the controllers, and carefully wrote out a defective slip for each one. The last controller, though, had no indication of why it was defective. I held it. Looked at it. Turned it over. Wasn&#8217;t it obvious, in<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=61\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Puckish behavior?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[229],"tags":[228,4124],"class_list":["post-61","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work","tag-eb-games","tag-work","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}