{"id":610,"date":"2005-11-05T07:53:35","date_gmt":"2005-11-05T12:53:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=610"},"modified":"2005-11-05T07:53:35","modified_gmt":"2005-11-05T12:53:35","slug":"on-frogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=610","title":{"rendered":"On Frogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A frog was in the toilet.<\/p>\n<p>I awoke this morning, crossed the hall to the backroom, flipped up the lid, and began to empty the bladder.  I looked down into the toilet bowl, and what was that <i>thing<\/i> in there?<\/p>\n<p>Why, it appeared to be a frog!<\/p>\n<p>He was affixed to the side of the toilet bowl, and then as I relieved myself the frog slid down into the water.  Once I&#8217;d finished I grabbed a washcloth from the linen closet and fished out the frog, then put him out on the porch.<\/p>\n<p>How did the frog get into the toilet bowl?  I hope I&#8217;ll never know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A frog was in the toilet. I awoke this morning, crossed the hall to the backroom, flipped up the lid, and began to empty the bladder. I looked down into the toilet bowl, and what was that thing in there? Why, it appeared to be a frog! He was affixed to the side of the<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=610\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Frogs&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[4093],"class_list":["post-610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}