{"id":611,"date":"2005-11-09T03:03:01","date_gmt":"2005-11-09T08:03:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=611"},"modified":"2005-11-09T03:03:01","modified_gmt":"2005-11-09T08:03:01","slug":"on-cow-tipping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=611","title":{"rendered":"On Cow Tipping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Physicists study strange things.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2005\/11\/09\/cow_tipping\/\">Like how many people it takes to tip a cow.<\/a>  In their words, it takes five people to apply sufficient force to tip over a sleeping cow.<\/p>\n<p>I disagree.<\/p>\n<p>It does not take five people to tip over a sleeping cow.  It does, however, take more than one.  Cows weigh a <i>lot<\/i>, and they&#8217;re well-balanced by design.<\/p>\n<p>So, when you&#8217;re playing <i>The Bard&#8217;s Tale<\/i> on the XBox and you run into a cow and tip it over, the only proper conclusion is that the Bard is super-strong. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Physicists study strange things. Like how many people it takes to tip a cow. In their words, it takes five people to apply sufficient force to tip over a sleeping cow. I disagree. It does not take five people to tip over a sleeping cow. It does, however, take more than one. Cows weigh a<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=611\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Cow Tipping&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[1026,1027,4091,429],"class_list":["post-611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video-games","tag-bards-tale","tag-cow-tipping","tag-video-games","tag-xbox","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}