{"id":6144,"date":"2011-11-30T20:18:55","date_gmt":"2011-12-01T01:18:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=6144"},"modified":"2015-12-03T21:30:44","modified_gmt":"2015-12-04T02:30:44","slug":"on-linus-and-the-meaning-of-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=6144","title":{"rendered":"On Linus and the Meaning of Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My niece turned three on Monday, and on Saturday I went down to Virginia to spend the day with my sister and her family to celebrate my niece&#8217;s birthday.<\/p>\n<p>For my niece&#8217;s birthday, I gave her some Christmas socks and a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hallmark.com\/online\/in-stores\/storybooks\/recordable-storybooks\/\">recordable storybook<\/a> of <i>A Charlie Brown Christmas<\/i> that I picked up at Hallmark a few weeks earlier.  My parents had given my niece a similar book for Christmas last year &mdash; theirs was of, I think, <i>A Night Before Christmas<\/i> &mdash; and my mom suggested that my niece would like this.<\/p>\n<p>It was a nice idea, and I do have a voice made for radio (so people have told me over the years), and I made the recording of me, reading the book, and I think it turned out well.<\/p>\n<p>I have no idea if my niece liked it or not; she was more interested in clothes for her favorite doll. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Then, this morning, I saw this image on Facebook, from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.calamitiesofnature.com\/archive\/?c=470\">a webcomic posted last year<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.calamitiesofnature.com\/archive\/?c=470\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/draftsauronpac.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/12\/linus-truth.jpg\" class=\"overhang\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Linus tells the <b>truth<\/b> about Christmas.  It&#8217;s not the story that Sparky&#8230; err, Charles Schulz would have told, true, but it&#8217;s still true &mdash; there isn&#8217;t an original bone in Christianity&#8217;s body, and it has rifled through the pockets of religions hither, thither, and yon over the past two millennia.  Linus doen&#8217;t cover everything I think he should &mdash; he should have tied these various pagan festivals to the winter solstice and why that was astronomically auspicious &mdash; but he does make a good start, and hopefully Charlie Brown will educate himself in comparative religion. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s a <i>very<\/i> good thing I didn&#8217;t see this before I recorded <i>A Charlie Brown Christmas<\/i> because, yes, you can be absolutely guaranteed that I would have &#8220;substituted&#8221; this page for the page of the book in which Linus tells the story from the Gospel of St. Luke.  I mean, obviously, the words on the page in my niece&#8217;s book would have been what Hallmark printed.  But the story that came out of the speakers would have been something <i>entirely<\/i> different.  Of course, I&#8217;m the person who gave my niece a plush Cthulhu when she was one.  It was cute and green and all&#8230; \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>What I especially like about this recaptioned <i>Peanuts<\/i> page is the attention to detail.  The recaptioner used a font that replicates Schulz&#8217;s handwriting.  Too often I&#8217;ve seen recaptioned <i>Peanuts<\/i> strips that use Comic Sans.  Not only does that <i>look<\/i> wrong because it doesn&#8217;t mesh with the artwork, but Comic Sans is a crime against humanity.  No, this artist took the time and did it right, and I applaud him for it.<\/p>\n<p>Merry Mithrasmas, Charlie Brown!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My niece turned three on Monday, and on Saturday I went down to Virginia to spend the day with my sister and her family to celebrate my niece&#8217;s birthday. For my niece&#8217;s birthday, I gave her some Christmas socks and a recordable storybook of A Charlie Brown Christmas that I picked up at Hallmark a<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=6144\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Linus and the Meaning of Christmas&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[61,62,63,64],"class_list":["post-6144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-charles-schulz","tag-charlie-brown","tag-christianity","tag-christmas","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6144\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}