{"id":632,"date":"2005-11-30T02:46:35","date_gmt":"2005-11-30T07:46:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=632"},"modified":"2005-11-30T02:46:35","modified_gmt":"2005-11-30T07:46:35","slug":"on-dalek-naughtiness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=632","title":{"rendered":"On Dalek Naughtiness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Had I known about this, I&#8217;d probably have wanted to see it: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2005\/11\/28\/dalek_film\/\"><i>Abducted by the Daleks<\/i><\/a>, a pornographic film in which women are abducted by the Daleks for use as sex slaves.<\/p>\n<p>The Sun, a London tabloid, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/article\/0,,2-2005550115,00.html\">described the film thusly<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dr Who&#8217;s foes capture three naked &#8220;disco babes&#8221; in the 18-rated DVD.  They chase the girls around their spaceship and grope them with their plungers.  Abducted By The Daleks \u2014 which features grey, red and black pepper-pot baddies watching a lesbian scene \u2014 was &#8220;five years in the making&#8221;, says the sleeve.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Lovely.<\/p>\n<p>The BBC has had eBay auctions of the porn DVD pulled.  The estate of Terry Nation, the Daleks&#8217; creator, has vowed to sue the filmmakers.<\/p>\n<p>All that remains now of <i>Abducted by the Daleks<\/i> is the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fantomkiler.com\/fk-html\/dalekweb\/pics\/dalek-t.mov\">trailer<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Frankly, I think this would have been as much of a trainwreck as <i>Santa Claus Conquers the Martians<\/i>.  Really, that&#8217;s the only reason to see something as off-kilter as this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had I known about this, I&#8217;d probably have wanted to see it: Abducted by the Daleks, a pornographic film in which women are abducted by the Daleks for use as sex slaves. The Sun, a London tabloid, described the film thusly: Dr Who&#8217;s foes capture three naked &#8220;disco babes&#8221; in the 18-rated DVD. They chase<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=632\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Dalek Naughtiness&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[567,94,4082],"class_list":["post-632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doctor-who","tag-abducted-by-the-daleks","tag-daleks","tag-doctor-who","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}