{"id":641,"date":"2005-12-05T22:27:45","date_gmt":"2005-12-06T03:27:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=641"},"modified":"2005-12-05T22:27:45","modified_gmt":"2005-12-06T03:27:45","slug":"on-a-case-of-the-mondays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=641","title":{"rendered":"On a Case of the Mondays"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Sounds like somebody has a case of the <i>Mon<\/i>days,&#8221; said that annoying phone operator in <i>Office Space<\/i>.  I must be having one of those, because I kept thinking that today <i>must<\/i> have been something <i>other<\/i> than Monday.  Surely it was Tuesday, or Wednesday, or possibly even Friday.  Monday?  Not possible.<\/p>\n<p>And yet, today <i>is<\/i> Monday.  At least for the next hour and a half.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s put this into perspective, shall we?  The week is now into its second day.  Not quite forty-eight hours thus far this week.  I&#8217;ve already done twenty-four hours at work.  <i>That<\/i>&#8216;s where the &#8220;case of the <i>Mon<\/i>days&#8221; comes from.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, I have cats. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays,&#8221; said that annoying phone operator in Office Space. I must be having one of those, because I kept thinking that today must have been something other than Monday. Surely it was Tuesday, or Wednesday, or possibly even Friday. Monday? Not possible. And yet, today is Monday.<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=641\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On a Case of the Mondays&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[229],"tags":[228,410,4124],"class_list":["post-641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work","tag-eb-games","tag-office-space","tag-work","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}