{"id":642,"date":"2005-12-06T10:43:52","date_gmt":"2005-12-06T15:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=642"},"modified":"2005-12-06T10:43:52","modified_gmt":"2005-12-06T15:43:52","slug":"on-a-letter-to-santa-claus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=642","title":{"rendered":"On a Letter to Santa Claus"},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=350 style='border:1px solid black; background-color:white; color:black;'>\n<tr>\n<td><img src='http:\/\/triggur.org\/dearsanta\/santa.gif'\/><font size=6>Dear Santa&#8230;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><b>Dear Santa,<\/b><\/p>\n<p>This year I&#8217;ve been busy!<\/p>\n<p>Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA <font size=-3 color=gray>(-76 points)<\/font>.  Last month I didn&#8217;t flush <font size=-3 color=gray>(-1 points)<\/font>.  Last Monday I helped Triggur see the light <font size=-3 color=gray>(8 points)<\/font>.  In June I farted in an elevator <font size=-3 color=gray>(-6 points)<\/font>.  Last week I bought porn for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/scavgraphics\/\">scavgraphics<\/a> <font size=-3 color=gray>(10 points)<\/font>.  <\/p>\n<p>Overall, I&#8217;ve been <b>naughty<\/b> <font size=-3 color=gray>(-65 points)<\/font>.  For Christmas I deserve <b>a moldy sandwich<\/b>!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sincerely,<br \/>allyngibson<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<form action='http:\/\/triggur.org\/dearsanta\/'>Write your letter to Santa!  Enter your LJ username:<input type=text name=uname size=20\/><input type=submit value='Write Santa!'\/><\/form>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Santa&#8230; Dear Santa, This year I&#8217;ve been busy! Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last month I didn&#8217;t flush (-1 points). Last Monday I helped Triggur see the light (8 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week I<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=642\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On a Letter to Santa Claus&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[4107],"class_list":["post-642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-memes","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}