{"id":643,"date":"2005-12-10T06:48:05","date_gmt":"2005-12-10T11:48:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=643"},"modified":"2015-03-30T11:25:24","modified_gmt":"2015-03-30T11:25:24","slug":"on-a-letter-to-cthulhu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=643","title":{"rendered":"On a Letter to Cthulhu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=642\">I wrote a letter to Santa<\/a>.  Now, more holiday fun!<\/p>\n<div style='padding:5px; width: 350px; border: thin solid black'><img src='http:\/\/cthulhu.alfedenzia.com\/images\/Cthulhu-colour.gif' class='alignleft' \/><\/p>\n<h2>Oh Great Cthulhu!<\/h2>\n<p>I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.<\/p>\n<p>In January, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(90 points)<\/span>. In June, I wore an Elder Sign <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(-10 points)<\/span>. In September, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(-40 points)<\/span>. In November, I prepared an ocean voyage to R&#8217;lyeh <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(200 points)<\/span>. Yesterday, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(100 points)<\/span>. In August, I bombed a cultist gathering <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(-100 points)<\/span>. <\/p>\n<p>In short, I have been very good <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(240 points)<\/span> and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.<\/p>\n<p> Your humble and obedient servant, <br \/><span style='margin-left: 0.5in'>allyngibson<\/span><\/div>\n<p>Submit your own plea to Cthulhu! <\/p>\n<form action=\"http:\/\/cthulhu.alfedenzia.com\/cgi-bin\/dearcthulhu\" method=\"GET\"><input name=\"uname\" value=\"\" type=\"text\" \/> <input type=\"submit\" value=\"Submit to the will of Cthulhu\" \/><\/form>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier, I wrote a letter to Santa. Now, more holiday fun! Oh Great Cthulhu! I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year. In January, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In June, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In September, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=643\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On a Letter to Cthulhu&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[64,544,4107],"class_list":["post-643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-christmas","tag-cthulhu","tag-memes","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}