{"id":661,"date":"2006-12-21T18:12:49","date_gmt":"2006-12-21T23:12:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=661"},"modified":"2006-12-21T18:12:49","modified_gmt":"2006-12-21T23:12:49","slug":"on-things-brought-to-you-by-the-letter-p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=661","title":{"rendered":"On Things Brought to You by the Letter &quot;P&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kradical.livejournal.com\/746917.html\">Keith DeCandido<\/a> prompted&#8211;what are ten things that I like that begin with the letter &#8220;P&#8221;?  Hmm, let&#8217;s think.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I like <b>pizza<\/b>.  I haven&#8217;t had any pizza in well-nigh four months, but I do like pizza.<\/li>\n<li>I especially like pizza with <b>pineapple<\/b> and ham.  Pineapple may be the world&#8217;s most perfect food, and it&#8217;s a yummy pizza topping.<\/li>\n<li>You know what you used to see in Pizza Hut restaurants back in the day?  <b>Pac-Man<\/b> consoles, though more often than not they were Ms. Pac-Man consoles.  And they were the weird tabletop consoles, where you had to sit down to play, and then look down at the screen.  Pac-Man was awesome.  Maybe a little repetitive with him running around, muching pellets and eating ghosts, but it was awesome.<\/li>\n<li>What did Pac-Men&#8217;s pellets taste like?  Might they have tasted like <b>peanut butter<\/b>?  Life isn&#8217;t worth living without peanut butter.<\/li>\n<li>Nor is life worth living without <b>pretzels<\/b>.  I will say this&#8211;pretzels have to be hard, and they have to be big.  None of these little teensy-weensy pretzels you get in the store, and none of this greasy, salty pretzels like you get at the mall.  When you bite a pretzel someone needs to be able to hear it in the next room.  That&#8217;s just a rule.  Unless it&#8217;s pretzel bites filled with peanut butter&#8211;but that might be too much pretzely\/peanut buttery goodness for most people to handle.<\/li>\n<li>All this talk of peanut butter and pretzels has me thinking of something else&#8211;I also like <i><b>Peanuts<\/b><\/i>, the long-running Charles Schulz comic strip.  Who doesn&#8217;t like Charlie Brown and his friends?  They&#8217;re impossible not to like.<\/li>\n<li>In a similar vein, it&#8217;s also impossible not to like <b>Pooh<\/b>, as in Winnie-the-Pooh bear, created by A.A. Milne in his children&#8217;s books.<\/li>\n<li>Since we&#8217;re going literary here, let me mention that I like <b>Philip K. Dick<\/b>, visionary science fiction author of the last century.<\/li>\n<li>I also like <b>Panama hats<\/b>.  No particular reason&#8211;I just like the look.  That said, I&#8217;d probably never wear one&#8211;I like baseball caps too much.<\/li>\n<li>I would, however, wear a <b>pith helmet<\/b>.  I&#8217;ll probably never go hunting wild game on the African plain, but even so I could pretend, accoutrements and all.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>So there we have it&#8211;ten things I like that all begin with the letter &#8220;P.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If you want to play on your blog or LJ, post a comment and I&#8217;ll give you a letter. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Keith DeCandido prompted&#8211;what are ten things that I like that begin with the letter &#8220;P&#8221;? Hmm, let&#8217;s think. I like pizza. I haven&#8217;t had any pizza in well-nigh four months, but I do like pizza. I especially like pizza with pineapple and ham. 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